The Little Book of Abuse

You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right, and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well, now you can with all the put-down lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks. You'll find great put-downs such as "I'm not your type, I have a pulse" and "I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."