Letterbocks : The Bulging Sack

With the possible exception of St Paul the Apostle`s epistles to the Corinthians, the funniest letters in the world appear on Viz Comic`s Letterbocks page.

`These so-called speed humps are a joke. If anything they slow you down.` Tim Wakefield, Surrey

`What a lot of nonsense this tantric sex is. So Sting can delay his climax fo seven hours. That`s nothing. I`ve been banging my missus for forty years and she`s not had an orgasm yet.` P. Collins, Colchester

It`ll keep you laughing for hours. Especailly if you`re breathing nitrous oxide and not a very fast reader.