Our House

There's no place like this home... Sadie Keith doesn't have it all, but she's proud of what she's got: two gorgeous children, a career as a magic operative (clown to you and me), and a cleavage that has resisted the forces of age, twin babies and gravity. When she sees a dilapidated house on the market, Sadie decides to do it up and sell it on - if the people on the telly can do it, so can she. All she needs is a builder. Enter Gareth Bryant, with his tight jeans, tanned torso and tools at the ready...