The Man Who Stole the Mona Lisa

When young Ram Das loses his job as a desk clerk in a flyblown Calcutta hotel he decides to set off for merry Ensland, where the streets are paved with sold and his distant cousin I.Q. Patel cleans the lavatories at Heathrow airport.The indomitable and worldly-wise Patel takes the culture-shocked naif under his wins, introduces him to London's urban jungle.Backed by Patel and his truculent alcoholic friend, Dr. Stirrup, Ram Das becomes entansled in a web of hilarious misunderstandinss and comical confusions as he pursues his slitterins medical career - and the very lovely Susan ...