Bark at the Moon: The Official Osbourne Pet Book

Okay, so he bit the head off a bat. But if you've seen the hit MTV show "The Osbournes" you know that Ozzy, Sharon, and the whole Osbourne clan love animals -- just not when they're tearing up the furniture and leaving little presents on the carpets...and so what if that seems to be most of the time? Here's your official guide to the Prince of Darkness's very own animal kingdom -- and it ain't all warm and fuzzy. Minnie. Maggie. Crazy Baby. Pipi. Lulu. Lola. Chicken. Arthur. Martini Bianco. Dirty Old Gus. Puss. Tigger. Hills. Moe. There are three times as many pets in the Osbourne household as there are humans. Here's the scoop on all of them, including breed, age, how they came to join the family, and even sexual orientation! You'll also find out who likes to sit on the dinner table during meals, who loves to sleep in the kitchen sink, who joined in on one of Ozzy and Sharon's intimate moments, and how poor Moe got catnapped. Packed with priceless photos and hilarious stories, Bark at the Moon is the ultimate pet lovers' companion to The Osbournes.