Your Disgusting Head: The Darkest, Most Offensive and Moist Secrets of Your Ears, Mouth and Nose (Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance)

One of two first installments in a new series designed to share humorous and wacky misinformation discloses such unappetizing untruths about which teeth do not bite, the color of the tongue, and the state of the human mind. 25,000 first printing.