Buds

Wildus Guidry, the amateur scientist extraordinaire, invents time travel. To his bitter disappointment, he finds that his device only transports him mere fractions of a second into the past. Inhabiting the new, alternate world of the fractional past are a variation of human beings that reproduce asexually by budding and use sex only as a recreational pastime and their means of feeding. Disappointed by his discovery, Guidry and his entrepreneurial girlfriend decide to bring back some of the Buds and open the world's most bizarre and exclusive brothel; their unique appearance as grotesquely erotic conjoined twins, triplets, quadruplets (and more!) proving most popular amongst the perverted elite clientele. Of course, all goes terribly wrong as the Buds turn out to be not as benign as first thought as chaos and the end of the world as Guidry knows it ensues. Buds is a unique and sexy take on the popular time travel trope, and a must for all lovers of conjoined twin tales. An erotic, at times brutal and disturbing story told with lashings of dark humor.