The Woody: A Novel

Senator Woody White is being sued by his ex-wife, blackmailed by his present wife, shaken down by a Vermont maple syrup kingpin, terrorized by his neo-Fascist housekeeper, and dragged into litigation by Trent Lott over a fender bender in the Senate parking garage.
As if all this weren't enough, Woody has been stricken with an untimely case of E.D. (erectile dysfunction), discovered during a tryst in his Peru, Vermont, A-frame with a lobbyist from the condom industry.
Up for reelection, Woody understands the political dictum that no man can be elected in this country if the voters suspect he is hormonally challenged. In this, the Viagra Age, Woody's search for a solution leads him to a great deal more trouble than he bargained for.