The Best of Chris Johnson, Volume 1

A collection of 140 humor columns from one of the South's best newspaper columnists. This book covers the most pressing issues of the day, including: -- What cows are thinking -- Alien abdutions -- Confronting burglars while naked -- Butt-dialing while singing Jerry Reed songs -- How to handle your 3-year-old when he learns to point (at EVERYONE) with his middle finger -- Men with names like Skeeter and Peanut -- And much, much more