Two Skeletons on the Telephone and Other Poems from Tough City

A delightful collection of highly irreverent but wonderfully funny poems. For example: The reason skeletons don't wear clothes?/Socks won't stay on bony toes, /And underwear just sags and slumps/When hanging from their bony rumps./Shirts slide off their bony backs, And pants drop like potato sacks; / and since they can't wear fancy stuff, / Skeletons walk 'round in the buff. Edgy artwork, high kid-appeal topics, and a Halloween connection if we choose to use it, make for a winning combination.