Don't Burn It

Hello there! It is time for you to change the way you cook at home. Welcome to ‘’Don’t Burn It!’’– an unusual book that will reinvent the way of cooking. Do you want to cook your meal but also be entertained along the way? If YES, then this book is just for you. Filled with comedy, dry jokes, dad jokes, fun drinking games and more. Let me ask you a question! What is the difference between you and an EGG? Well, egg gets LAID you do not – This book will change that. Filled with international, original and family recipes. It is a 100% functional cookbook – but also can be purchased as a GAG gift. This book will keep you entertained! Having a game night with friends? What about cook night instead! Open the book, close your eyes and stop at whatever page – Voila. Your date night/game night - fun is ready to go. Fair warning, this book might get you tipsy! Who cares! YOU DESERVE A BREAK! For all my lovely ladies. If your husband makes ‘’women belong in the kitchen’’ – jokes – go ahead, slap him with this book. Maybe this way he will cook for you. For men – It is fine to cook! It is not embarrassing. Ask any lady – they find it hot. If you are single and have no lady/men/cat/dog etc... You can still do this for yourself!
Like the book says DON’T BURN IT!! Enjoy & have fun. This book is for everyone who is not afraid to laugh. DISCLAIMER: Not recommended for easily offended people. ‘’Tomato is a fruit!’’ If that offended you, then move onto a boring cookbook instead. Thank you, goodbye!