The Novice Teacher Survival Guide: How to Avoid Personal Injury and Property Damage!

Written in a satirical style reminiscent of Dave Barry or Gerry Brooks, "The Novice Teacher Survival Guide" takes a tongue-in-cheek look at many of education's sacred cows. Topics (targets) include classroom management, effective teaching, state standards, lesson planning, high-stakes testing, and much more. On a more serious note, the final chapter contains useful links to a wealth of resources that can make any teacher's life easier."The Novice Teacher Survival Guide" is a perfect gift for the beginning teacher, but lots of fun for veteran educators, too.