The Rules for Cats: 4,000 Year-Old Secrets for Controlling Your Owner: An Unauthorized Parody

Since ancient times, when the Egyptians positively worshiped cats, felines have known how to captivate the hearts of the humans who own them. How do they do it? Now their secrets can be told - The Rules for Cats, a set of profound do's and don'ts that make cats everywhere the Kings of their Castles.
From the subtlety of "Be finicky, but not too finicky," to the ironclad, tried and true, "Litter if you don't like your litter," The Rules for Cats have been passed down from generation to generation to take cats to where they want to be - on the bed or in the sock drawer. And now humans can read and enjoy these simple guidelines because they need a cat's sage advice in their relationships, too.