Father Christmas; the Naked Truth

We all know who Father Christmas is. He's that fat jolly chap with the beard, the red suit and the presents. But what's he really like? How come he's never got stuck down your chimney? And would you recognise him without his suit on? Knife and Packer deserve a huge sack of pressies this Christmas for scopping a WORLD EXCLUSIVE interview with the great man himself and bringing YOU the NAKED truth.