Nice Girls Finish First

Kirby Green might lose everything because of a double-dog dare. Or, she might just discover who she really is.

Kirby didn’t get to be a Vice President of Marketing by being nice. But when she fires her entire staff within a few weeks (they all deserved it, really), her new boss is hardly impressed. Wanting to prove his point, he issues a bet: If Kirby can get someone—anyone—to call her nice, she can take that long-awaited dream vacation to Italy with her best friend, Jules. If she can’t, she can kiss the Coliseum goodbye. Oh, and her job too.

Now Kirby has exactly thirty days to bully someone into saying she’s nice—and to show her boss who’s boss. If she doesn’t fall hard for him first.

Kirby's assistant—and aspiring opera singer—Brianna has the opposite problem. She's so nice she's in danger of fading into the woodwork. Can Brianna teach Kirby a lesson on nice while learning to be the Diva she's always dreamed of being?

From the author of American Idle, the book Publishers Weekly called a “zany debut,” comes an irrepressibly hilarious novel about learning how to be yourself—even if it kills you.