1,001 logical laws, accurate axioms, profound principles, trusty truisms, homey homilies, colorful corollaries, quotable quotes, and rambunctious ruminations for all walks of life

Here's a witty, outrageous little opus full of maxims, proverbs, and aphorisms, whimsically illustrated by New Yorker cartoonist George Booth, that will arm the weak at heart with the proper perspective - and the sense of humor - to copy with life's daily insanities - in short, some hard-earned pieces of wisdom for all walks of life.Samples:Radar's Fundamental Truth:The grass is brown on both sides of the fence.Kopchas Rule:There is always one more son of a b**** than you counted on.Van Roy's Rumination:Fools rush in where fools have been before.The Law of Probable Dispersal:Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.Jones's Motto:Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Preston's Axiom:Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.