Momilies

momily, "RM" ([phonetic spelling]), n., pl. -lies.

1. a sermon made by a mother.

2. an admonitory or moralizing discourse from mother to child.

For instance...

You're not the only pebble on the beach.

If you swallow the pit, a cherry tree will grow in your stomach.

It'll never get well if you pick at it.

Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.

Always put on clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

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