Muddle Earth

Where would you find a perfumed bog filled with pink stinky hogs and exploding gas frogs? A place that's home to a wizard with only one spell, an ogre who cries a lot and a very sarcastic budgie? Welcome to Muddle Earth. A place where anything can happen - and it usually does. Joe Jefferson, an ordinary schoolboy from ordinary earth, is about to find his life changed for ever. Prepare for a great battle of good, evil and sort-of OK . . .