Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars (The Adventures of The Bailey School Kids, 32)

There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the strange man who plays in the orchestra, wears a cape and always has one side of his face shaded really be a phantom haunting the opera? The Bailey School Kids are going to find out! I'm not talking about pretend phantoms," Melody snapped. "I'm talking about a real phantom. I saw him in the orchestra pit." "The only pit where you saw a real phantom is in the black hole of your brain," Eddie said with a laugh. Liza patted Melody's shoulder. "The boys are right," she told her friend. "Phantoms are made-up ghosts." "And they don't drive sports cars," Howie added.