Alan Titchmarsh's Avant-Gardening: A Guide to One-Upmanship in the Garden

Throw away your green wellies and dig out your old black ones; discard your knee breeches and don your blue denims. Thus clad, you can confidently be seen in your garden while you launch a ruthless attack on all the plants and ornaments which now immediately brand you as infra dig. From trellises to flower arranging, from name-dropping to the Chelsea Flower Show, there are new rules which you must follow if you aim to be a winner in the avant-gardening stakes.