Merde Actually
Description:
A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:
What is the best way to scare a gendarme?
Why do French job applicants put sexually transmitted diseases on their CVs?
Why are there no public health warnings on French nudist beaches?
And how do you cope with a plague of courgettes?
Paul also mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter, samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons, and on a return visit to the United Kingdom, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in merde?
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