Roger, the Jolly Pirate

Jolly Roger was a lousy pirate. Whenever there was any real pirating to be done, the other pirates scowled and sent him away.

Jolly Roger often wished he could think of something -- anything -- that would make the other pirates like him. Then one day, in the middle of a great battle, Jolly Roger had a wonderful idea . . . and pirate ships would never be the same again!