A Gamer Logs into a Bar…: A Joke Book

Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.

What was the console gamer's New Year's resolution?

1280x720.



Why did Frogger cross the road?

Because after an hour and a half you've finally completed the level.



Why would a grown-up want to play Pokémon Go?

Wynaut?



This is a joke book for anyone who knows that AAA isn't just a battery type, you don't need scissors to do some crafting and that you don't have to go outdoors to try camping.



*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*