Jacqueline M. Pane is an ordinary woman in her 30s, and she knows her life would be perfect if she only had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and a Prada handbag. The story follows Jacqueline through evey misjudgement and self-doubt from a cellulite away-day to misjudging Perfect Peter.

Does My Bum Look Big in This?: The Diary of an Insecure Woman

Weir, Arabella

Literature & Fiction

Hodder&Stoughton

Jacqueline M. Pane is an ordinary woman in her 30s and she knows her life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and a Prada handbag. She has fine-tuned paranoia and applies it to every area of her life, from her earrings, cellulite and job, to the men in her life.

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

This is the diary of Jacqueline M. Pane. Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms, and didn't grow a moustache once a month. Jackie sees the potential for self-doubt in everything - and is convinced its all her fault!

Coronet Books

Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month ...Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.

Contemporary

Flame

'Witty, wise and wonderful . . . Such fun!' Miranda Hart.        When thirteen-year-old Tabitha's parents split up, she's forced to move down to London with her mum and brother. Sounds cool right? Well there's just one teeny tiny hitch. They're moving in with Gran . . . Mental, very much NOT cool Gran, who talks to (AND FOR) her knitwear-adorned dog Basil like he's the son she never had. Worse still, her mum has decided to start writing an embarrassing blog (much of it about her teenage daughter) and her younger brother Luke's favourite pastime seems to be 'annoy Tab as much as humanly possible'.       All this embarrassment is particularly bad news as Tabitha has given herself a mission for her new school: to be the coolest, most popular girl there! Despite her family's best efforts, things get off to a good start as Tab quickly makes friends with A'isha and Emz (and manages to avoid total losers like Grace). She seems to be on the rise and rise - even meeting cute dog walker Sam whilst out with Basil - but then disaster strikes. Is Tab about to find out the real cost of popularity?

The Rise and Rise of Tabitha Baird

Children's Books

ZAFFRE

'Witty, wise and wonderful . . . such fun!' - Miranda Hart on TABITHA BAIRD  Frank and fabulous - Arabella Weir on tricky teen life in the hilarious follow up to THE RISE AND RISE OF TABITHA BAIRD.  Tabitha Baird and her friends Emz and A'isha reckon they're the coolest, most popular girls in their year. But they have a rival in new girl, Bea. She's a seriously scary Goth who quickly attracts a following - and she doesn't like Tab at all!  That's only the start of Tab's problems. Basil, Gran's beloved dog, races off and Tab catches him with Sam's dog Fifi. There's absolutely no doubt who the father is when Fifi's puppies are born two months later - and Gran wants custody! Then Tabitha's mum is offered a job because of her blog about life with a teenage daughter. She only had about two followers before, but not any more! To top it all, Mum's got a new boyfriend. He might be OK if Tab could only see beyond his huge, thick beard . . .

The Endless Trials of Tabitha Baird (1)

Piccadilly Press

Testing Times for Tabitha Baird (2)

Teen & Young Adult

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Does My Bum Look Big in This?: The Diary of an Insecure Woman

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

Does My Bum Look Big in This?

The Rise and Rise of Tabitha Baird

The Endless Trials of Tabitha Baird (1)

Testing Times for Tabitha Baird (2)

Ist mein Hintern wirklich so dick? Tagebuch einer empfindsamen Frau.