Yes, you’re spiritually enlightened.
But is your dog?
With Arffirmations, any dog—of any age, breed, or gender—can attain the same level of personal enlightenment and metaphysical peace that, until now, only humans could enjoy.
Simply present Arffirmations to your dog and allow the animal to read them at his or her own pace. In as little as a week, your pet will experience a new reality. A reality of wisdom. A reality of radiance. A reality of joy. Really.
In these pages your pet will find a wide variety of inspiring meditations, including:
· Arffirmations for Attracting and Accepting Food
· Arffirmations About Attaining Enlightenment
· Arffirmations of Self-Love and Self-Acceptance
To all owners who want their dogs to live with the fullest possible awareness of Life…
And to all dogs seeking the wisdom and peace that can only be found in the deepest appreciation of one’s place in the cycle of Waking, Eating, Sleeping, and Barking One’s Brains Out…
We present: Arffirmations

Arffirmations: Meditations for Your Dog

Humor & Entertainment

Weiner, Ellis

Davilman, Barbara

Humor

St.Martin's Press

Everyone knows cats think they’re so special.
But how can they explain why to mere humans?
Where do cats get their sense of superiority? How do they manipulate us so easily? Cat-echisms answers these eternal feline questions in an easy question-and-answer form. The result? A privileged peek inside the feline brain. In the process, cat owners--and even those who admire cats from afar--are entertained as well as enlightened. Fully illustrated with delightful photos of haughty (and gorgeous) cats, Cat-echisms collects the fundamental tenets of feline existence as if in a handbook to be given to all kitties at birth. Thus, for example, we read:
Q: Who is the most perfect creature in the household?
A: I am the most perfect creature in the household.
Q: Why are you the most perfect creature in the household?
A: I am the most perfect creature in the household because I am beautiful and exquisite and move in divine silence.

Cat-echisms: Fundamentals of Feline Faith

St. Martin's: Griffin

What do George and Laura Bush have in common with Dick and Jane? Well, both hail from prototypical WASP families. And, perhaps more to the point, both exhibit a natural resistance to moral complexity (i.e., reality). That's the premise of this hilarious new primer-style book in which George, Laura, and the entire Bush family communicate with uncharacteristic expressiveness, conveying shades of of feeling and nuances of meaning that plain old English can't deliver--by peppering their conversatuon with Yiddishisms. See George's mother. Her name is Bar. She wears a lot of pearls and is a farbisseneh. "You are late, George," Bar says. "Of course I am late," George says. "I am the President of the United States. I am a big macher." Like all good primers, YIDDISH WITH GEORGE AND LAURA tells a simple story--and, in the end, important life lessons are imparted.

Yiddish with George and Laura

Little. Brown and Company

Jane is in real estate. Today is Saturday. Jane has an open house. She must schlep the Open House signs to the car. See Jane schlep. Schlep, Jane. Schlep. Schlep, schlep, schlep. In text that captures the unque rhythms of the original Dick and Jane readers, and in 35 all-new illustrations, a story unfolds in which Dick and Jane -- hero and heroine of the classic books for children that generations of Americans have used when learning to read -- manage to express shades of feeling and nuances of meaning that ordinary English just can't deliver. How? By speaking Yiddish, employing terms that convey an attitude -- part plucky self-assertion, part ironic fatalism. When Dick schmoozes, when Jane kvetches, when their children fress noodles at a Chinese restaurant, the clash of cultures produces genuine hilarity.

Yiddish with Dick and Jane

Everybody knows that the schools of the Ivy League -- universally touted as the pinnacle of American higher education -- have graduated countless political leaders, corporate titans, and global power brokers. But did you know these schools have also produced murderers, warmongers, traitors, plagiarists, slave traders, pederasts, and every other variety of moral reprobate? Whether you're a high school student grinding away in the hope of gaining admission to one of these institutions, a parent propelling a child toward Ivy glory, a current Ivy League undergraduate wondering "What the hell is this place?" -- or even an Ivy League alum, professor, administrator, or dropout -- this book was written specifically for you. As a warning. Because there are certain things -- monstrous things -- that go unmentioned in the catalog, campus tour, or employment package. And if your Ivy League application was rejected, here's compelling and consoling evidence of how lucky you are.

Monsters of the Ivy League

Radlauer, Steve

Howard The Duck

Literature & Fiction

Genre Fiction

BERKLEY

Drop Dead, My Lovely

A one-time mild-mannered bookstore clerk transformed into a hard-boiled private detective thanks to a head injury, Pete Ingalls decides to open up his own detective agency, taking Raymond Chandler as his model, and finds himself on the trail of a variety of shady characters, dealing with damsels in distress, and tracking a killer, with only his delusion to sustain him. 17,500 first printing.

Humor & Satire

NAL Hardcover

The Big Boat to Bye-Bye

When obscene outtakes from a popular children's TV show fall into the hands of would-be blackmailers, private investigator Pete Ingalls is called in to find the culprits and save the show, only to come face to face with murder in the wonderful world of puppets, in a hilarious mystery by the author of Drop Dead, My Lovely.

Mystery, Thriller & Suspense

Mystery

NAL.

A one-time mild-mannered bookstore clerk transformed into a hard-boiled private detective thanks to a head injury, Pete Ingalls decides to open up his own detective agency, taking Raymond Chandler as his model, and finds himself on the trail of a variety of shady characters, dealing with damsels in distress, and tracking a killer, with only his delusion to sustain him. Reprint.

NAL Trade

When would-be blackmailers get hold of obscene outtakes from a popular children's TV show, private investigator Pete Ingalls is called in to find the culprits and save the show, only to confront murder in the wonderful world of puppets. Reprint.

Signet

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Arffirmations: Meditations for Your Dog

Cat-echisms: Fundamentals of Feline Faith

Yiddish with George and Laura

Yiddish with Dick and Jane

Monsters of the Ivy League

Howard The Duck

Drop Dead, My Lovely

The Big Boat to Bye-Bye

Drop Dead, My Lovely

The Big Boat to Bye-Bye