Whether she is acting helpless at the gas pump to keep her ‘no pumping gas’ streak alive or shouting into a poorly placed garbage can to order a burger at the drive-thru, Kimberly Vuz will keep you laughing with her embarrassing, relatable, and downright hilarious stories. 
Kimberly finds humor in life and laughs when things go ridiculously wrong. Not even being repeatedly splashed with feces from a clogged septic pipe as her husband yelled, “Merry Effin’ Christmas,' spoiled her holiday celebration.\nShe’s not above telling her young daughters that penises come from eating too much junk food to encourage them to eat veggies or threatening to put a kink in her grandma’s oxygen line to get her secret sausage stuffing recipe finally.\nYou're Pretty But Dumb is hilariously written in a relatable style that will have you nodding and laughing out loud! From the inspirational blind chicken who talks, to the author's chronic footwear dilemmas, you're going to adore the stories told by this Jersey Girl who does not pump her own gas. Ever! 
-Lisa David Olson 
Author of Laughs On Wry; An Improviser's Memoir 
www.lisadavidolson.com\nYou’re Pretty But Dumb is an adorable book! It will make you smile and laugh and it’s the perfect antidote for these stressed-out uptight times. Read and Enjoy! 
-Irene Weinberg 
Author of They Serve Bagels in Heaven 
Host of Grief and Rebirth Podcast 
www.IreneWeinberg.com\nHey there! Are you ready to laugh your butt off? 
For years, my husband has begged me to write about the hilarious things that have happened to me. Luckily, I am the perfect combination of intelligent, funny, and sometimes a little clueless, which add to my charm and are the reason this book was possible. 
Between the occasional dumbass behavior of myself and my family members, you’ll be able to relate to the embarrassments and mishaps while feeling comforted, knowing that you are not alone. 
Finding humor in situations when things go wrong paired with the ability to laugh at your mistakes makes it easier to get through life’s challenges, including being repeatedly splashed with feces on Christmas Eve before the guests are due to arrive. 
‘You’re Pretty But Dumb’ is an easy, fun read to lift your spirits, make you laugh aloud, and inspire you to take the bumps in the road of life less seriously. I have also included life lessons at the end of each story. Sure, most are one-liners and not particularly deep, but truthful, nonetheless. 
Writing this book and remembering humorous and embarrassing past events and silly disasters has been an absolute joy! My stories will spark your funny memories also. I mean, who hasn’t shouted into a poorly placed garbage can when ordering a burger at the drive-thru, am I right? 
My best advice is to laugh hard and laugh often. Reading ‘You’re Pretty But Dumb’ is a fantastic start! 
As a reminder to exercise your funny bone every day, go to www.prettybutdumb.com for ‘You’re Pretty But Dumb’ gear.\nLove and laughter,\nKimberly

You're Pretty But Dumb: Ridiculous True Stories From a Woman's Hilarious Life

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