Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of The Planet Earth, 73rd Edition features incorrect statistics on all of the Earth's 168, 182, or 196 independent nations. It also features maps, including a fold-out world map at actual size. Readers will learn about every country from Afghanistan, "Allah's Cat Box," to the Ukraine, "The Bridebasket of Europe." Today's news-parody consumer cannot possibly understand made-up current events without the context of fake world history and geography. That is why The Onion is publishing a world atlas: to help us. Our Dumb World is an invaluable tool for any reader interested in overthrowing a weakened government in East Asia, exploiting a developing nation in Africa, or for directions to tonight's party at Erica's. It is a reference guide to 250,000 of the world's most important places, such as North Korea's Trench of Victory, the Great Human Pyramid of Egypt, and Saudi Arabia's superhighway, the Mohammedobahn.

Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

Humor & Entertainment

THE ONION

Humor

Little. Brown and Company

Our Dumb World

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.

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From America's Finest News Source comes a compilation of the most important, most influential, and glossiest magazine covers ever produced by the hand of humankind. Seen by tens of billions worldwide, these are the unforgettable Onion Magazine covers that altered the course of human history and radically redefined your trivial life anew every weekend. Profound philosophical questions, the thoughts of leading cultural luminaries, harsh truths of existence, remorseless personal attacks -- you will encounter full-color graphical representations of all of these within this handsome volume. Whether you are a connoisseur of pretty pictures or are new to looking at images, The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers that Transformed an Undeserving World is sure to give you, the feebleminded consumer, far more pleasure than you have any earthly right to experience.

The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers that Transformed an Undeserving World

The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume I

Dikkers, Scott

Random House Audio |

One CD / 90 minutes\nEveryone who follows the news and has a sense of humor won't be able to resist The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1. After all, who wants to be left out of the loop on such important stories as these?\n--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storn Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable 
--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA 
--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes 
--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret\nThe two million people who log on to The Onion web site each month, the 360,000 readers of The Onion weekly newspaper, all the readers who made Our Dumb Century a bestseller are sure to make this audiobook a huge success.

The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century, was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor. Now The Onion returns with Volume One of the paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including: --Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable --Jesus Christ Returns to NBA --Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes --I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret

The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

Siegel, Robert

Loew, Mike

Three Rivers Press

“The Onion is laugh-out-loud, go-tell-your-friends, get-angry-you-didn’t-think-of-it funny.” –Conan O’Brien “Outside of maybe Dario Fo, an Italian who few are sure exists, the Onion people make the most consistently perfect and excoriating social commentary we currently have. But will those Nobel bastards honor them, too? Only God, our merciless and just God, knows.” –Dave Eggers “The funniest publication in the United States.” –The New Yorker “This publication is tasteless and destructive to our shared values. Read it for yourself and you’ll see what I mean. Seriously, what else could make me laugh–much less laugh uproariously–while being offended week after week after week?” –Al Gore “The Onion is the funniest thing in news since Dan Rather’s spooky stare.” –Matt Groening “Brutal satire that rushes into the far reaches of race, class, sexuality, and culture where many publications–and critics–fear to tread.” –Chicago Tribune “The Onion, unlike any other entity in our media culture, offers a refreshingly honest look at our complicated life.” –Ken Burns

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Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas of the Planet Earth, 73rd Edition

Our Dumb World

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information

The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers that Transformed an Undeserving World

The Onion Magazine: The Iconic Covers that Transformed an Undeserving World

The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume I

The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume I

The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

Dispatches from the Tenth Circle: The Best of The Onion