East of Ealing

ROBERT RANKIN

Literature & Fiction

Macmillan

Brentford Trilogy (Abacus Books)

Contemporary

Abacus Books (Sphere)

Norman's definitely dead. His dad fell out of the sky and flattened him. And as Norman didn't want any regular full-time employment before he died, he certainly doesn't want any now, especially here at the Universal Reincarnation Company. There are too many filing cabinets and too much paperwork.

The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived

Science Fiction & Fantasy

DOUBLEDAY

The Ministry of Serendipity at Mornington Crescent runs everything. When it hears of a spacecraft that crashed into the Pacific 4000 years ago, it sends a team of paranormal investigators to recover it. Danbury Collins is on the team, but he isn't keen—what if a mad alien thaws out?

Apocalypso

Humor & Satire

Society's plug will be pulled on the stroke of midnight, 31 December 1999. But rejoice and give thanks, because snuff is making a comeback. This is a chronicle of the collapse of civilization, as the world slides into chaos with a smile on its face and a finger up its nose.

Snuff Fiction

Hugo Rune returns. And just in time, for the evil fairies of Brentford are planning to conquer the world. To publicise his mission, Hugo plans to kidnap the Queen while she addresses the world before a gig by the greatest rock band on earth, Gandhi's Hairdryer.

Raiders/Lost Car

Fantasy

Corgi

Raymond's had a rough couple of days. Snatched from his allotment by a flying starfish from Uranus and sold as a delicacy in a Venusian food market, it seems like his luck has changed when he is rescued by the travelling circus. But then this isn't an ordinary circus.

The Greatest Show Off Earth

THE EPIC TALE OF A FAMILY OF GOD-BOTHERERS 
His great-great-grandfather died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. He wasn't with custer though. He was holding a sprout-bake and tent meeting and went over to complain. His great-grandfather (also a sprout farmer and man of the cloth) always wore weighted shoes while in the pulpit to avoid any embarrassing levitations during moments of extreme rapture. His great-grandfather (also a sprout farmer and man of the cloth) always wore weighted shoes while in the pulpit to avoid any embarrassing levitations during moments of extreme rapture. his grandfather (lay preacher, taste for sprouts) spoke only in rhyming couplets and owned a pig called Belshazzar. His father (an elder in the Sacred Order of the Golden Sprout) practised body-modification in an attempt to win a bet with his brother (a monk). And then there was him. 
Can this be Robert Rankin's autobiography? He swears that it isn't, but as a self-confessed teller of tall tales, whoever is going to believe him?

Sprout Mask Replica

Science Fiction

Transworld Publishers

This is the anarchic comedy of one man who realizes his secret ambition to get into the music industry—managing a band called Gandhi's Hairdryer. But he's soon to find out something very odd about the band—something other-worldly.

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Random House Pod

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East of Ealing

Brentford Trilogy (Abacus Books)

The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived

Apocalypso

Snuff Fiction

Raiders/Lost Car

The Greatest Show Off Earth

Sprout Mask Replica

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Snuff Fiction