Totally Terrific Jokes

Children's Books

Rissinger, Matt

Yates, Philip

Humor

Demco Media

Best School Jokes Ever

If you thought school couldn't be fun, think again! These jokes, jests, knock-knocks, and puns turn the classroom into a real laugh-riot. Teacher: If you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson. Class Clown: Hooray, I'm finally going to learn something! What about taking a funny field trip or a kooky course? Dad: Hey, Danny, why aren't you going on the field trip to the Mint? Dan: Somehow it doesn't make a lot of cents to me. Daffy definitions, grammar giggles, required math books, silly sentences, hundred of other jokes, and wacky illustrations earn this book an A!

Education & Reference

Bt Bound

Great Book of Zany Jokes

Sterling Pub. Co., Inc.

Gathers jokes about food, sports, animals, doctors, school, and television

Literature & Fiction

Biggest Joke Book in the World

Biggest Joke Book In The World

A collection of jokes covering all subject areas from the Abominable Snowman and absent-minded professors to zombies and zoos

Get ready for some tremendous laughs with this great selection of jokes. You'll find quick takes, homework howlers, sports sillies, ghoulish giggles, and plenty of other crack-ups. With hundreds of jokes to choose from, you're going to giggle, chuckle, smile, and chortle for hours, and have a hysterically good time!

Sterling

Greatest Jokes on Earth

Step right up and enjoy this three-ring circus of howlers and groaners that will make you the class clown! * Did you hear about the circus strongman who could lift an elephant with one finger? Problem was, it took him ten years to find an elephant with one finger. Every imaginable kind of funny stuff parades across the pages--Riddles. Knock-knocks. Wordplay. Tongue-twisters, and more. And the subjects cover the universe--from Star Wars, ET, and Godzilla, to assorted monsters, ghosts, vampires. More samplings: * Why was the slime monster so proud of himself? He found out he got listed in "Ooze Who." * What do computerized bears do in the winter? They cybernate. 96 pages, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.

Union Square Kids

Excuses, excuses, excuses.do you need some good ones? Of course you do--everyone does sometime! And, the wilder and wackier, the better. After all, why stick to reality when you can make 'em laugh? So, next time you wake up late and can't make it to class on time, just tell the teacher, "Sorry, I set my watch to a Star Trek episode and woke up on another planet." Or, when mom sees you snacking on sweets and snaps, "Are you eating junk food?" smile innocently and say, "You mean sugar, salt, chocolate, and chips aren't the four main food groups?" If somebody asks, "Is that a birthmark?" explain, "No, it's a barcode. I'm on sale this week for $2.95." Why bore people with the truth when a clever excuse will showcase your superior brain! Cool cartoonlike drawings of animals make every excuse even funnier.

It's Not My Fault Because...: The Kids' Book of Excuses

Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers--not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&amp;Ms! What was King Tut's favorite card game? Gin Mummy.

Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh-fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers-not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms! Or: Floyd: Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks I'm a liar.  Doctor: I find that hard to believe. It's side-splitting, hours-long fun for you and your friends.

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Books by Rissinger, Matt

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Totally Terrific Jokes

Best School Jokes Ever

Great Book of Zany Jokes

Great Book of Zany Jokes

Biggest Joke Book in the World

Biggest Joke Book In The World

Greatest Jokes on Earth

It's Not My Fault Because...: The Kids' Book of Excuses

Totally Terrific Jokes

Totally Terrific Jokes