A poem for fab dads: Sometimes as Dads become older Their hair starts to vanish away Their tummies go saggy Their bottoms go baggy But you just get better each day Dads are often full of faults, with paunches and bald patches and a penchant for watching too much telly, but one day a year they deserve a special present. Purple Ronnie's Little Thoughts about Dads is full of advice too on how to treat dad on that special day. It's easy to forget how much your dad does for you and this little book is full of all their good points, as well as some of their bad ones!

Purple Ronnie's Little Thoughts About Dads

Humor & Entertainment

purple-ronnie

Humor

Macmillan

First, a quick word from Ronnie himself: 'Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someone's character. You can discover anything you like including what everyone's secretest rude fantasies are. The stars will tell you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what you're like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.' In a nutshell, everything you need to know about your self and your future in one beautifully illustrated book! Purple Ronnie's Star Signs is the fruit of years of astrological research by the purple mage himself and contains all the stuff he has discovered after gazing for ages through his gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff.

Purple Ronnie's Star Signs

Children's Books

Literature & Fiction

Boxtree Ltd.

First, a quick word from Ronnie himself:Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someones character. You can discover anything you like including what everyones secretest rude fantasies are. The stars will tell you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what youre like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.In a nutshell, everything you need to know about you and all your friends in a great collection of little illustrated books! Purple Ronnies Little Star Signs is the fruit of years of astrological research by the purple mage himself and contains all the stuff he has discovered after gazing for ages through his gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff.

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Leo

Macmillan, UK

Snuggle up with the world`s greatest love guru and find out what you and your friends are really like.

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Aries

Purple Ronnie's brilliant astrological predictions in adorable little book format; As Ronnie says: 'Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someone's character. You can discover anything you like including what everyone's secretest rude fantasies are. The stars will tell you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what you're like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.' Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs is the fruit of years of astrological research by the purple mage himself and contains all the stuff he has discovered after gazing for ages through his gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff.

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Sagittarius

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Virgo

Purple Ronnie's Little Star Signs: Gemini

Men think they can impress us
By saying they`ve broken girls` hearts
If only they`d think with their brains
Instead of their private parts
Purple Ronnie is the cartoon sensation whose unique slant on life and love has enduring appeal. Purple Ronnie`s Little Book of Men is a complete guide to men, from macho men who can open beer bottles with their bottoms, to girly men who wear face masks in bed. It will prove to be an essential stocking filler for all men, as well as anyone who knows any..

Purple Ronnie's Little Guide to Men

It`s best to tell a Sporty GirlThat she`s the one for youCos if you don`tShe`ll grab your wristAnd break your arm in twoPurple Ronnie`s Little Book of Girls is full of all sorts of secrets about girls, gleaned through extensive research by Purple Ronnie. For example, posh girls always give each other very embarrassing nicknames such as Flopsy and Pooey, and girly girls always cry when they get married. It is a perfect stocking filler for girls to keep, or to give to the boys in their lives.

Purple Ronnie's Little Guide to Girls

"Some people screw up their faces And let their farts out bit by bit Some people hope that they'll creep back inside But it's great fun to just let them rip" This selection of Purple Ronnie's favourite poems offers important and meaningful thoughts on the subject of life. It is crammed full of thoughts on bottom burps and will prove invaluable to any reader whose bottom burps, or who knows someone else whose bottom does. It also includes poems on men, women, sport and all other aspects of life.

Purple Ronnie's Book of Bottom Burps and Deep Poems About Life

Comics & Graphic Novels

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