A hilarious poetry collection only a former school teacher could write.....

I'm Allergic to School: Funny Poems and Songs About School

Literature & Fiction

Pottle, Robert

Poetry

Meadowbrook Press,U.S.

Funny children's poetry about real Maine topics  such as skidders, blackflies, and wearing blaze  orange. Pottle's Giggle, Giggle, Snicker, Laugh! Has been a  favorite web site of children around the world. Now  Pottle brings readers on a journey through his home state. MAINE:  The Way Life Is will be loved by children, cherished by  seasonal visitors, and treasured by all those who love  Maine, both young and old.

Maine: The Way Life Is: A Year of Wicked Good Poetry

Children's Books

Blue Lobster Pr

The funniest and most motivating toilet-training book ever! It contains 17 funny songs and rhymes parents can use to coax kids into the bathroom, and the accompanied CD of songs will make them love to sing along! Toddlers learning to potty train will find the familiar tunes, positive reinforcement and easy repetition a great way to learn how to use the potty!
(To the tune of Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star)
Tinkle, tinkle, little tot
Sitting there upon the pot.
Any second now, you'll see ...
Sprinkle, spash and you'll go pee!
... and to entertain them while they’re sitting and waiting for something to happen 
(To the tune of On Top Of Old Smokey)
On top of my potty
I sit and I wait
I know what I’m making...
Is going to be great! 
In short, every toddler and every parent is going to want one!
1) This book is magic! Children will sing and giggle as they learn how to use the potty.
2) The songs and rhymes are based on expert advice about how to toilet-train children and how to use toddler-friendly language. They cover a wide range of important behaviors such as: recognizing when they need to go to the bathroom, congratulating children for using the potty, learning how to flush, wash, and clean up any “sprinkles,” motivating kids to pee before going to bed.
3) It contains 17 hilarious songs and rhymes created by Bruce Lansky and his silly friends.
4) The book is charmingly illustrated in 4/color throughout by Catherine Blake.

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Tot: The Toilet Training Songbook

Lansky, Bruce

Meadowbrook Pr

Selling Points 1. Robert Pottle is a prolific “Giggle Poet” whose work has been published in six popular Meadowbrook Press poetry anthologies. 2. An ex-teacher, Pottle’s poetry describes the hilarious misadventures that occur every day in school. 3. Pottle is a rising star on the school circuit. He presents poetry workshops in schools throughout New England and from coast to coast. 4. Pottle also visits bookstores when he’s on the road. (to be announced) 5. Feature for Poetry Month bookstore promotions. 6. Pottle is a brilliant new talent (like Kenn Nesbitt) who Lansky believes has star quality. Print - National print media campaign targeting reviewers and children’s editors at top 100 dailies - Regional and local media campaign to promote interviews with Robert Pottle - Press release &amp; book to top 20 children’s magazines - Promotion to schools and libraries through education &amp; library publications TV - Local TV campaign for Robert Pottle based on his travel schedule in conjunction with school visits. Radio - Nationwide children’s radio program campaignOnline Online publicity on the two top children’s poetry websites www.gigglepoetry.com and www.poetry4kids.comPromotion on parenting and lifestyle websites Other - Promote local area school visits for the author - Bookstore signings in cities where poet lives - Book will be promoted at schools, conferences, events at which Robert Pottle is scheduled to speak during the year This book contains 18 hilarious poems and songs about the funnier-than-fiction misadventures that occur every day at school, such as ripping pants on the playground, stapling shirts to shoelaces in art class, having embarrassing “accidents” at the kindergarten concert, and scoring unlikely game-winning soccer goals. Pottle has performed these poems in schools from coast to coast, so it’s no surprise they passed Meadowbrook Press’s poetry panel testing with flying colors. The four-color illustrations by Mike and Carl Gordon that accompany each poem/song are equally entertaining and giggle-packed! Robert Pottle is one of the most prolific and popular “Giggle Poets” in North America. He is coauthor of Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Tot, and his poems are featured in five other Meadowbrook Press anthologies of humorous poetry. His 20 best poems and songs are now featured in his first solo poetry collection, I’m Allergic to School! It contains humorous depictions of everyday events only a former teacher could capture in print. Moonbeam Book Awards 2008 SILVER AWARD: Children’s Poetry

I'm Allergic to School!: Funny Poems and Songs about School

Meadowbrook

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Books by Pottle, Robert

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I'm Allergic to School: Funny Poems and Songs About School

Maine: The Way Life Is: A Year of Wicked Good Poetry

Tinkle, Tinkle Little Tot: The Toilet Training Songbook

I'm Allergic to School!: Funny Poems and Songs about School