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Oxford (Oxford Paperbacks)

Travel

MORRIS, Jane

Europe

Oxford University Press

More Teacher Misery is the second volume in the Teacher Misery series! In More Teacher Misery Morris tackles even more of the hilarious, unbelievable and completely absurd experiences of teachers around the country. With topics such as pointless professional development where the author learned how to make bird noises, insanely incompetent teachers who make the good ones look bad, the shit parades that are parent conferences, lack of discipline even for kids who attack people with weapons, outrageous parent requests such as checking the size and color of a teenager’s poop, this follow-up to the wildly popular memoir Teacher Misery does not disappoint! Think the stories in Teacher Misery were crazy? Just wait till you read More Teacher Misery!Morris opens up about the comical misery that has become the teaching profession-giving a voice to teachers everywhere.- Parent HeraldOne of the funniest teacher books you’ll ever read! -Bored TeachersThe stories that Morris tells about the school system are riveting. The antics and violence and outright stupidity that she and other teachers have had to endure are outright insane — some of it is so crazy it’s almost unbelievable. -Mission IncompleteA must read for every single human being in this world, from teachers to parents, students, administrators, lawyers, doctors, just name it. Let me be honest, nonfiction kind of book is not my cup of tea, but this book is simply amazing, hilarious, keep surprising me non stop! -Jessica’s Book BlogThis one is just the most hilarious and heart-breaking ever! Laugh out loud funny! -Teachers Are TerrificHer stories are so ridiculous, that a non-educator might actually believe they’re fabricated. Unfortunately, those of us who are on the inside know it’s all too real. Her stories are laugh out loud funny, touching, and at times, maddening. -Having a Mom MomentThis book is a great read and a real eye-opener. -Carpe LibrumI recommend this book for many reasons. Morris is a great writer who is funny and entertaining. She is above all honest with her interpretation and the things that she sees around her. I liked the variation in text and material. Overall, this books needs to be spread around the country. She isn’t the only person that feels this way. There are thousands of other people out there like her and their voices need to be heard. -The Next Book on my ListThis book was a HILARIOUS read! -The Simply Organized TeacherI dare you not to laugh out loud! -Robin O'Bryant, New York Times bestselling author of Ketchup is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves Jane is a gifted storyteller, you will chuckle and you will sig. The perfect gift for your kid’s teacher or a teacher friend! -Joyce Kaufman, EdD, Host of The Joyce Kaufman Show, Newstalk 850 WFTL Jane Morris gives us a beautifully written exposé about the worst sides of today's students, parents and school administrators. -Bruce Tulgan, bestselling author of Not Everyone Gets a Trophy: How to Manage the Millenials Jane Morris lifts the curtain on the horror teachers in our country face every day. -Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club "The stories Morris tells are unbelievable and yet, I'm positive they're true. -Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat Morris dishes on the truth about trying to teach in this culture and it is hilarious, informative, and insightful. -Stefanie Wilder Taylor, New York Times bestselling author of Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay A compelling answer to anyone thoughtless enough to assert that teachers have it easy. -John Owens, author of Confessions of a Bad Teacher As funny as it is shocking. -Librarything This is one of the best books I've ever read! -Kathryn Raaker, host of Let's Just Talk Radio

More Teacher Misery: Nutjob Teachers, Torturous Training, & Even More Bullshit

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Truth Be Told Publishing

From the bestselling author of Teacher Misery, comes a collection of outrageous stories from other teachers. In this book you'll find a bit of everything including the usual helicopter parents and awful administration, horrendous student behavior with no consequences, and crazy-ass parents and their insane requests. But you'll also find weirdly entertaining stories about a little kid with a foot fetish, a group of teachers chasing a naked kid around the school parking lot, and two pregnant sisters fighting over the same baby daddy on the first day of school. There's plenty of gross stuff, like all the strange places kids put their poop and dirty maxi pads, a Barbie in a butthole, and kids who masturbate in class and hump desks. Unlike her other books, Morris included a sprinkling of tales that will break your heart and a few that will give you the warm and fuzzies we all need to keep going. This book is hilarious, shocking, heartwarming, sad, gross, and sometimes inspiring because that is what teaching is really like.

What It's Really Like: Outrageous Stories from Teachers Around the Country

Teacher Misery: Helicopter Parents, Special Snowflakes, and Other Bullshit

From the bestselling author of Teacher Misery comes this hilarious collection of authentic student work. From elementary kids' hysterically inappropriate misspellings and drawings to high school kids and their inappropriate essays such as “How to Twerk,” this substantive masterpiece covers it all! A perfect gift for teachers of any age, this voyeuristic peek into a teacher’s world will leave you roaring with laughter!
Crap My Students Make is a curated collection that combines hundreds of outrageous, never-before-seen student artifacts as well as favorites from the wildly popular Teacher Misery instagram account. 
Highly amusing chapters include: My Kid Has a Hert Lag &amp; Other Excuses, That Looks Like a D*** and Other Inappropriate Drawings, My Heart is as Big as Your Ass &amp; Other Poetry, Sorry I Pooped on the Playground &amp; Other Heartfelt Letters, What’s the Square Root of Deez Nutz? &amp; Other Incident Reports, Classroom Confessions and so much more!

Crap My Students Make

Memento Mori

Literature & Fiction

Dramas & Plays

There’s something different about AWESOME women. They’re distinctive for at least two reasons:•Women called to ordained ministry in the Church of England•Women from the evangelical traditionThat distinctive difference can be a challenge. It’s a challenge to follow God’s calling when others in the church argue that women should not be church leaders. And it’s a challenge to be an evangelical woman in ministry: passionate about being Christ-like, about making disciples and growing the church, about studying and standing for biblical truth, about seeing that truth bring hope to people’s lives.This book tells the stories of some of those women, celebrating the unique network that is AWESOME: Anglican Women Evangelicals: Supporting our Ordained Ministries. The women who have written have different backgrounds, different paths to faith, different personalities, different ministries. Some of the women are single, some married. Some have children, some don’t. Some are in parish ministry, some are in other forms of ministry. Together, they tell the story of the difference that evangelical women’s ministry is making.This book is for all who want to hear the story of AWESOME and what God has been doing through the ministry of evangelical women. It is also for women—and men—who are wondering if God might be calling them too.

AWESOME Voices: God working through ordained women today

Religion & Spirituality

Hoare, Liz

Wharton, Kate

Goddard, Lis

Plackett, Jane

McBay, Suse

Hitchiner, Sally

Hendry, Clare

Bateson, Tracey

Johnston, Hennie

Christian Books & Bibles

Gilead Books Publishing

Every teacher needs a planner for the coming school year. But most planners are kinda, ya know, cheesy. The author of Teacher Misery sought to create a useful, simple academic planner, filled with her particular brand of sarcasm and dark humor. Each monthly spread (August 2019 through June 2020) contains an overview of the month with a sarcastic quote. The weekly spreads include space to write your lesson plans for each subject (up to 7) for the entire week and a place to write notes or complaints. After each month is a fun article, activity or poster, such as Faculty Meeting Bingo, a pros and cons list for quitting at the end of the year, and even a personal letter from the author. This is not a planner for the perfect Pinterest teacher. This is for the jaded, burnt-out teachers who need a damn laugh wherever they can get it!

2019-2020 Teacher Planner: A Teacher Misery Creation

Reference

Independently published

The authors assert that this book has been under construction from at least their respective retirement years, 1993-1994. Finally, they have set the publication year, 2020 CE. By this time it is assumed that they got it right. Lovers of good literature will enjoy the sixty-six-year epic, The Real Story of Dick and Jane. They have included the ghostwritten life story of Jane's father as well. Chapter Seven, "Rolling Wheels". Ray Switzer's memoir will take the reader back into every decade of the 20th Century. The iconic Dick and Jane series of first reading books for children (e.g. Fun with Dick and Jane) were published in the early 1950s, just about when the authors began their journey together. Now we will finally hear about all the fun they had.

The Real Story of Dick and Jane

Biographies & Memoirs

Morris, Dick

Memoirs

BookBaby

The Art of Making Paper Flowers cover all the areas of this wonderful art form. Detailed instructions, material and tools list, patterns for each flower & even a finished colored picture for reference are included to make this the complete guide to The Art of Making Paper Flowers.

The Art Of Making Paper Flowers

Crafts, Hobbies & Home

Morris, Robert

Crafts & Hobbies

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

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