4 1/4 X 6 3/4 In, 144 Pp, 65 Black &amp; White Illustrations As Long As The Cowboy Has Been The Hero of Our Imaginations, The Cowgirl Has Been Leading Him From Behind. This Charming Gift Book Delivers The Western Woman's Take On Life With Illustrations and Quips Such As "Men-You Can't Live With 'em and You Can's Shoot 'em. " "You Can Warm Your Socks In The Oven, But That Don't Make 'em Biscuits. ""You Can't Keep Trouble From Visitin', But You Don't Have To Offer It A Chair. "

Never Ask A Man The Size of His Spread

Humor & Entertainment

Montana, Gladiola

Humor

Gibbs-Smith

Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread Prepack: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life

Gibbs Smith Publishers

Just One Fool Thing After Another: A Cowfolks' Guide to Romance

Gibbs-Smith Publisher

Book by Montana, Gladiola, Goll, Charles

50 Good Reasons to Diet : 50 Good Reasons Not to Diet (Flip-Flop Book)

Comics & Graphic Novels

Goll, Charles

Comic Strips

Gladiola offers a familiar brand of trademark western wit and universal truth--never failing to hit the funny bone and strike the heart. GRIT AND GUMPTION will bring a twinkle to the eye of western humor enthusiasts, Gladiola Montana fans, and cowgirls alike! Real advice from one classy lady to another.

Grit and Gumption: A Cowgirl's Guide

Gladiola Montana of Never Ask A Man the Size of HIs Spread shares some cowgril wisdom on romance.

Romance and Barbed Wire: Cowgirls in Love (Small Treasures, 3)

Henry Ward Beecher said “the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.” That said, these pocket-sized humor books pack quite a bit of punch―lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!

Just One Fool Thing After Another - new: A Cowfolks' Guide to Romance (Western Humor)

Bender, Texas Bix

Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread - new: A Cowgirl's Guide to Life (Western Humor)

Arwood, Steve

This sassy cowgirl and her sidekick cowboy partner capture the feminine perspective on life. This common-sense wisdom in humorous form is all about life and love. Women will laugh about it―from the boardroom to the suburban book club. Gems include: 
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<li>“It is better to be a widower’s second wife than his first.” </li> <li>“IIf you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin’ in the donkey corral.” </li> <li>“High steppers give bumpy rides.” </li> <li>“If you’ve done it, it ain’t braggin’.” </li> <li>“Always say ‘please’ when you tell somebody to shut up.” </li>
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Gladiola Montana speaks for all the strong and savvy women of the West. She is also the author of many western minis, often teaming up with Texas Bix Bender on books of western humor and wisdom. Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

The Cowgirl's Guide to Life (Western Humor)

For folks proudly wearin’ boots and Stetson hats, this calendar showcases some of the best wisdom and comical country insights from the West.\nBased on the bestselling book series by Texas Bix Bender and Gladiola Montana, this calendar pours a generous daily shot of humor with its hilarious nuggets of wisdom and solid life advice from the perspective of a good pard.\nFeatures Include: Recyclable non-plastic backer for desk or tabletop display Day/date reference on each tear-off page Full color Blank reverse pages Official major world holidays Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink

Don't Squat with Your Spurs On 2022 Day-to-Day Calendar: Life Coachin' for Cowboys & Cowgirls

Andrews McMeel Publishing

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