Greatest Jokes on Earth

Step right up and enjoy this three-ring circus of howlers and groaners that will make you the class clown! * Did you hear about the circus strongman who could lift an elephant with one finger? Problem was, it took him ten years to find an elephant with one finger. Every imaginable kind of funny stuff parades across the pages--Riddles. Knock-knocks. Wordplay. Tongue-twisters, and more. And the subjects cover the universe--from Star Wars, ET, and Godzilla, to assorted monsters, ghosts, vampires. More samplings: * Why was the slime monster so proud of himself? He found out he got listed in "Ooze Who." * What do computerized bears do in the winter? They cybernate.  96 pages, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Children's Books

Matt Rissinger

Humor

Bt Bound

Biggest Joke Book in the World

Biggest Joke Book In The World

Get ready for some tremendous laughs with this great selection of jokes. You'll find quick takes, homework howlers, sports sillies, ghoulish giggles, and plenty of other crack-ups. With hundreds of jokes to choose from, you're going to giggle, chuckle, smile, and chortle for hours, and have a hysterically good time!

It's Not My Fault Because... the Kids' Book of Excuses

Totally Terrific Jokes

Why did the dog get a ticket? For double-barking. What's big, hairy, and has a pen between his toes? Bic-foot. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but she changes it into a toad! Get ready for a laugh fest, because here's a comedy club's worth of pet jokes, riddles, knock-knocks, and wacky authors of even wackier bestsellers--not to mention the world's most unusual inventions! For instance: How many dweebs does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? 100--one to stir and 99 to peel the M&Ms! What was King Tut's favorite card game? Gin Mummy.

Tandem Library

Cleverest Comebacks Ever

Philip Yates

Rob Collinet

Paw Prints

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