Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - this hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and, many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams.

How To Poo At Work

Humor & Entertainment

Mats & Enzo

Humor

Prion Books Ltd

From the team who brought you How to Poo at Work and How to Bonk in Public
Bursting with useful advice that you'll need to have any chance of getting it on in the workplace, this guide starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Fornication and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing you not only how to do it, but how to enjoy getting the job done while you're on the job. It details exactly what to do in such realistic scenarios as: you only have a five-minute break, you are stuck in a meeting, you want to leave early, you arrive late, you hear someone approaching, you make a mess, and someone else makes a mess. It also includes advice in selecting your bonk partner, the best places to bonk at work, and the Office Bonkasutra—more than 50 positions! All are complemented by useful diagrams, expert opinions, and testimonials.

How to Bonk at Work

Prion

How to get busy wherever you are, and how to avoid classic public bonking problems (Partner too loud at the movies? Just chew popcorn louder.)
We all know the feeling—you're bored at the bus stop and need something to occupy your time for 10minutes, or that subtitled German "art" film is just plain dull, leaving you with an hour to spare. Worry no more about what to do, because this handbook will liberate your mind, body, and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors, and the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you want to break the monotony of a trip to the supermarket, or need to improvise a ball gag from a piece of fruit, this book has you covered.

How to Bonk in Public

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How To Poo At Work

How to Bonk at Work

How to Bonk in Public