Each of us has laughed a one or more of the classic "dirty" limericks. And historians have taught us that these limericks were a way to express feelings and thoughts that could not otherwise be said or written. Often they were passed from mouth to mouth since their publication might have meant imprisonment.Now comes David M., a successful and prosperous businessman with a totally modern limerick collection. They are, in effect, dirty limericks for out times. Yes, every limerick in this book is new. Every limerick was created jus for this anthology. Some are graphic and shocking. Many are penetratingly hilarious. Others are belly-laugh witty and all are truly funny. There is no "stale bread" in this pantry. These are fresh creations, designed to delight your fancy and bring a smile to your face.---from the book jacketIllustrated with drawings by Sergio Aragones, a cartoonist and writer best known for his contributions to Mad Magazine and creator of the comic book Groo the Wanderer. Among his peers and fans, Aragonés is widely regarded as "the world's fastest cartoonist".

World's Best Dirty Limericks

Humor & Entertainment

M, David

Humor

Castle Books

Why Did He Do It ? A comprehensive guide to understanding Men and Infidelity

Self-Help

Relationships

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

The softcover collection of the crew's first adventures after their visit to The Earth That Was! After their adventures on The Earth That Was, the crew of the Serenity are reunited under the leadership of Captain Kaylee. Unfortunately, with food, credits, and morale at an all-time low, the crew is forced to undertake a reckless heist. When the job clashes with their moral code though, it's not long before their dilemma puts Captain Kaylee, Mal, Zoe, Simon, River, Leonard, and Emma on a collision course with the mysterious past of the crew member who dragged them into this mess in the first place... That's right, the Hero of Canton himself, one Jayne Cobb. Rising star writer David M. Booher (Canto) and artist Jordi Pérez (Queen of Bad Dreams) set course for an all-new era that charts a bold future for the Serenity, while delving into the secret past of one of the most enigmatic characters in the Firefly franchise. Collects All-New Firefly #1-4.

All-New Firefly: The Gospel According to Jayne Vol. 1

Comics & Graphic Novels

Manga

Boom! Studios

The Pood: Michigan's Inferno is far from a divine comedy, but it does feature an adorable supernatural fire-belching poodle that has escaped Beelzebub's gauche claws. Hell-Michigan-bent is The Pood on killing its former master and best friend, the sleepy hamlet’s insipid mayor, and anyone or anything that gets in the way of the orange-eyed ragamuffin is bound to meet a grisly end. But can Beelzebub in bad conscience (in what passes for the conscience of a dissolute devil who pops anti-depressant pills and lingers in front of cnn.com on his home computer) allow his little terror to run amok on Earth to annihilate whatever strikes its fancy? If he had his way, of course he could — and at that point our story might have ended in an epic military disaster, like most absurd modern endeavors. But he doesn’t have his way. Flo Jellem, mistress of mayonnaise and professor emeritus of home economics at Chester Alan Arthur Junior High School, a grandmotherly bitch on wheels who died a horrible death at the claws and fiery breath of The Pood, arrives in the devil’s own den to kick ass and take names. With proddings (beatings) by Flo, Bubb is compelled to muster the courage to visit the real Hell — the one upstairs — in defense of the earth. Mission: snatch back the renegade Pood before disaster engulfs the world.

The Pood: Michigan's Inferno

Literature & Fiction

Thorson, Scott

Humor & Satire

Pood Paw Prints, LLC

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