How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Only one--but she changes it into a frog. What is Dracula's favorite flavor of ice cream? Vein-illa. You'll find vampires, witches, ghosts, and monsters in this creepy collection of jokes and riddles. * Puffin Chapters * Black-and-white illustrations * Ages 7-10

Haunted House Jokes (Laugh-a-Loud)

Children's Books

James Marshall

Louis Phillips

Humor

Puffin

Chicken Run

Humor & Entertainment

Puffin Books

A collection of jokes, riddles, puns, and knock-knocks about dinosaurs.

Wackysaurus Dinosaur Jokes

The Trumpet Club

Mr. Magoo's Farsighted Puzzle Fun (Pretzel Book)

Scholastic Book Services

The Smallest Stegosaurus By Lynn Sweat

Lynn Sweat

Scholastic. Inc.

Chicken Run Cracked Up Joke Book

Bt Bound

Featuring classic poems of the English language that have proved perenially popular, this expanded second edition includes more modern classics by such contemporary poets as Gwendolyn Brooks, and includes the works of famous poets, including Robert Burns, Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, Edgar Allan Poe, Carl Sandburg, and more.

The Random House Treasury of Best-Loved Poems

Literature & Fiction

Poetry

Random House Reference &

Included in this book of gnu humor are definitions of a gnuisance, gnu deli, and gnuclear power.

What's gnu?

Beaufort Books

this collection contains six one-acts: BONE THE SPEED, CARWASH, CONRAD ON THE VINE, ETHIOPIA, THE MAN WHO ATE EINSTEIN'S BRAIN, & PRECISION MACHINES. Louis Phillips is one the most inventive and imaginative playwrights in the United States: BONE THE SPEED. A spoof about the ultimate snake-pit: Hollywood. With a nod to David Mamet's SPEED-THE-PLOW, and any number of other works on that subject. 2 M, 1 F. CARWASH. A comic surrealistic nightmare when a man's car disappears at the carwash. 2 M, 1 F. CONRAD ON THE VINE. Imagine Joseph Conrad alive today and being interviewed on a television talk-show. 3 M, 1 F. ETHIOPIA. A totalitarian future where food is so scarce that people pay to watch others eat. Cast: 2 M, 1 F (nuclear family), plus a waiter. THE MAN WHO ATE EINSTEIN'S BRAIN. The title of this play says it all. 2 M, 1 F. PRECISION MACHINES. Inanimate objects take on a life of their own. 1 M, 1 F.

Plays by Louis Phillips

Phillips, Louis

Dramas & Plays

Broadway Play Publishing

Bulkington

Hollow Springs Pr

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