Uproarious collection of criminal bozos and their foolish stories.

The Dumbest Crook Book

Leland Gregory

Scholastic. Inc.

Stupid Crook Book

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Tandem Library

Police arrived on the scene of a recreational vehicle park to discover a very sick man vomiting and complaining of stomach cramps. The man admitted he had attempted to siphon gas from a motor home but inadvertently put the siphon tube in the wrong tank. Instead of gasoline, the man sucked out the contents of the sewage holding tank. If stupidity were lethal, all of the criminals highlighted in The Stupid Crook Book would be dead. This book from highly successful author Leland H. Gregory III captures hilarious tales of captured criminals who are so dumb you almost feel sorry for them. Almost. This lineup of criminal bozos includes: * Michael Anthony Silver, who made a $250 call to a 1-900 psychic hotline in the course of robbing a home. When the phone bill came later that month the homeowners called the police, who traced the call back to the hotline. It turns out Silver used his real name with the psychic. * A would-be bank robber who fainted when a bank teller told him she had no money. The police later found his getaway car and discovered the key locked inside it. * Tony Bariteau, who was arrested and pled guilty to breaking into the Deja Vu store in Troy, Alabama-twice! He was arrested because the same witness spotted him smashing the same window and stealing much of the same merchandise. Deja vu indeed. * A wanted fugitive from Maryland who was running low on cash and stopped by a police station in Texas to ask for gas money. The police saved him the expense and gave him a free ride back to prison. The Stupid Crook Book builds on the successful trail Gregory blazed with America's Dumbest Criminals, the book he coauthored that spent 17 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list. Author's web site: www.realwacky.com/

The Stupid Crook Book (Volume 1)

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Features more than two hundred stories celebrating the worst traits of humanity and idiocy.

Hey, Idiot! Chronicles of Human Stupidity

ANDREWS MCMEEL PUB.

The Stupid Crook Book

RecordedBooks

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.  WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.  The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener

America's Dumbest Criminals: Based on True Stories from Law Enforcement Officials Across the Country

Alan Ray

Daniel R. Butler

New York Times best-selling author of Stupid History and Stupid American History Leland Gregory chronicles the humorous antics and ridiculous pronouncements of liberals and lefties in politics and society, just in time for the election year media-storm. Leland Gregory's 17 previous humor collections with AMP are all in print and all are staples on the humor backlist, including Stupid American History, which was a New York Times best-seller, and Stupid History, which has shipped over 130,000 copies. Silly, shocking, weird, and hilariously funny, the one- or two-paragraph anecdotes that comprise Gregory's new anthology of stupid things said and done by American liberals--politicians, citizens, journalists, professionals, workers, anyone who stands to the left of center--are culled from print, online, and broadcast media from all over the world. Here's a sample: * Residents of Longmont, Colorado, voted to abolish all "Dead End" signs and replace them with "No Outlet" signs. The local citizenry felt the "Dead End" signs were too unpleasant.

Stupid Liberals: Weird and Wacky Tales from the Left Wing (Volume 13) (Stupid History)

Title: Stupid HistoryTales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and the Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages

Stupid History Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and the Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages

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