The Ultimate Horrorscope
Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.
Use it to... -Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men - Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination - Avoid dating complete scum - Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places - Keep conversation going at dinner parties - And much, much more!
Discover who you are destined not to date... A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death! - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.
Now men will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are!

How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

Humor & Entertainment

Lang, Adele

Rajah, Susi

Humor

St. Martin's: Griffin

The Astro-guide that no worker should be without!
At last! A no-nonsense astrology book that explains why all bosses are such complete and utter bastards. Learn why Cancerian bosses never mean what they say, and why Capricorn bosses will never invite you round for dinner. Discover why Scorpio bosses all think you want their jobs, and why working for a Sagittarius can result in falling out of a helicopter into a pile of manure. Find out why Aquarius bosses all want to save the world (so long as it doesn't cost them any money), and why Pisces bosses are contradictions in terms.
Ever wondered why your boss ignores all your ideas? Maybe he's a Taurus and can't stand anything new. Maybe he's a Virgo and too busy compiling the week's to-do lists. Or maybe he's a Gemini and never shows up to work in the first place.
Bosstrology is a tax-deductible reference tool that should be in every office, shop, farm, orchard, or construction site.
Essential reading for disgruntled employees!

Bosstrology: The Twelve Bastard Bosses of the Zodiac

Religion & Spirituality

Masterson, Andrew

New Age & Spirituality

Why, with a majority of women on the planet, is it still a man's world? I'm Not A Feminist, But... astutely and wittily delves into the world of the sexes. This book probes into our conscience's underbelly with over 100 funny yet stimulating questions, such as: Why are the only two fields in which women can out-earn men modeling and prostitution?; Why, when it's women who account for two-thirds of the world's work hours, is it men who mostly "work late" at the office?; If men are more capable than women, why can't they perform simple household chores?; Why is cooking "women's wokr" when the world's most celebrated chefs are men?; If men lived longer than women, would senior citizens get a better deal from the government?; Why do we say older women look great for their age only when they don't look their age? Comical graphics accompany each query, making I'm Not A Feminist, But ... a humorous, thought-provoking must-read for women of all ages.

I'm Not a Feminist But...

Andrews McMeel Publishing

Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber: The Katya Livingston Chronicles

After weasel-eyed tax inspectors question her work-related claims, Katya Livingston is forced to keep a financial diary. As well as documenting the cruel and parsimonious ways of her ad agency boss, plus her harrowing business trips around the globe, Katya waxes lyrical about the price she has to pay for putting up with loser friends, mortal enemies, and thoroughly bad restaurants. She also throws in a completely candid account of her rich and varied love life, just in case some of it is tax deductible. What begins as a private account of expenses rapidly becomes, through Katya's chronic delusions of grandeur, a matter of public record: first as a tawdry gossip column, then as a salacious book, and finally as a Hollywood B-movie.Bitingly written with wit and style reminiscent of Candace Bushnell, Adèle Lang's novel is a cutting, bitchy, hilarious take on the young-single-British-woman genre.

Literature & Fiction

Humor & Satire

MacMillan Audio

Finally the truth is out! Why is Capricorn so boring? When will Scorpio stop playing mind games? What makes Libra think he's so perfect? And who on earth would want to mate with Aries? All is revealed in this, the ultimate astro-guide to every bastard under the sun. Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs. Use it to: Deride, ridicule and annoy the hell out of men; Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination; Avoid dating complete scum; Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their place; and Keep conversation going at dinner parties. This revised and updated edition also advises on who you are destined not to date. Find out, too, which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce or death! Are you good enough for a Leo? Can you put up with Pisces? Will you get along with Gemini? Do you have the skills necessary to cope with Virgo? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.

How to Spot a B*stard by His Star Sign

Mainstream Publishing

Langue De Vipere Et Gueule De Bois (French Edition)

J Ai Lu Editions

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