Don't get tongue-tied! Get sharp-tongued with this book of put-downs, insults, and excuses for every occasion. · Need a dastardly dig? How about: You remind me of a seat in church--PEW! · Is the teacher scolding you for calling out? Answer: Would you prefer that I telephone? · Are your parents upset that you forgot to take out the garbage? Try: It never takes me out! · Getting bullied by that creep? Snap back with: "You're the only person I know who got a D in recess." And there are hundreds more, with fun line drawings that add to the hilarity!

Giant Book of Put-Downs, Insults & Excuses!

Children's Books

Rosenbloom, Joseph

Kushner, Maureen

Literature & Fiction

Main Street

Any kid who forgets to make his bed, gets caught daydreaming in class, likes to eat with fingers instead of forks, or is sick of stupid questions is going to love the snappy, wacky comebacks in the Funniest Excuse Book Ever! Forget the boring, ordinary excuses everybody uses. The hundreds of answers and explanations in this zany collection will crack kids up and drive parents and teachers crazy. From school smarts (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible) and chore chuckles (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date) to behavior busters (Why are you always fighting? It must be these boxer shorts I'm wearing) and food funnies (Why aren't you eating the school lunch? School lunch? I thought this was leftovers from chemistry class), there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions here. Whether they're aimed at getting out of trouble or just getting a few laughs, the amusing alibis and ridiculous retorts included here are guaranteed kid-pleasers. No excuses! Sterling 96 pages, 114 b/w illus., 5 3/4 x 8 1/4.

The Funniest Excuse Book Ever

Sterling

The Great All-Time Excuse Book

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Sterling Pub. Co., Inc.

Hundreds of wacky excuses to use in familiar situations at school, at home, and in the neighborhood.

Great All-Time Excuse Book

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