Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds to crack the whole family up. Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: <ul>
<li>Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.</li>
<li>How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.</li>
<li>What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.</li>
<li>What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!</li>
<li>And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement!</li>
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 With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.

Humor & Entertainment

Kerz, Joe

Humor

Racehorse

Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona.  This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: br> Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement!  With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny―or just keep it for yourself.

Racehorse Publishing

Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds of the worse-ever jokes to crack the whole family up. Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you'll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: <ul> <li>If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies?</li> <li>Dogs can't operate MRI machines. . . but catscan!</li> <li>What did one plate say to the other? "Lunch is on me!"</li> <li>What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea</li> <li>And many, many more!</li> </ul> With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.

Really Bad Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip

What to get dad for a gift? What will make him laugh? What will bring the family together? Hundreds and hundreds of questionable jokes that only a dad will love to tell! Bring your dad jokes to the next level with this questionable collection of inappropriate and dirty puns, riddles, and one-liners! Not for the faint of heart, this book will make you the king of the barroom conversation and the bane of your family get-togethers! They’ll never want to take you anywhere after you break out jokes such as: <ul>
<li>What has a hundred balls and screws old women? Bingo</li>
<li>Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.</li>
<li>What’s hot and pink and wet? A pig in a hot tub</li>
<li>What do you call an Italian hooker? A pasta-tute</li>
<li>And many, many more!</li>
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 Don’t be afraid to crack up a little with Extremely Inappropriate Dad Jokes!

Extremely Inappropriate Dad Jokes: More Than 300 Hazardous Jokes, Side-Splitting Puns, & Hilarious One-Liners to Make You the Master of Questionable Comedy

Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you're out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered "yes" to any of the following, you're not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad's persona. This comedic compendium&nbsp;compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to&nbsp;hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?&nbsp; Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.

The Big Book of Dad Jokes: 800 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners, Puns, and Riddles to Make You the King of Subpar Comedy

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Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

Really Bad Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable Groan-Inducing Wisecracks Sure to Make You the Funniest Father With a Quip

Extremely Inappropriate Dad Jokes: More Than 300 Hazardous Jokes, Side-Splitting Puns, & Hilarious One-Liners to Make You the Master of Questionable Comedy

The Big Book of Dad Jokes: 800 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners, Puns, and Riddles to Make You the King of Subpar Comedy