Cats once were proud, shrewd, independent animals who lived life on our own terms. But then came a life of domestication, comfort and free health care. And now cats are in danger of losing our sense of adventure completely. Fluffy and Bonkers say it's time to fight back and regain control of your rightful place as ruler of the roost once again. Cats once ruled the alleys, galleys and the valleys. Rodents trembled in fear. Birds steered clear. Cats took chances. Some lived fast and died young...We were on the prowl. But then came a life of domestication that was simply too good to pass up. Humans gave us everything we desired, from ear massages and shelter from the rain to cuddle sessions and free health care. In return, they were permitted to bask in the majesty of our presence. It seemed like a fair trade. Or was it? Has domesticity really been good for cats? What has become of our sense of adventure, our sense of independence? Did you know that because of boredom and indolence, the average feline today uses up a mere 2-3 of its 9 lives? Fluffy and Bonkers think its time to get out of the comfortable back seat of life and regain control of your destiny. They created this manual to teach discerning cats how to wake up a human when they want to get fed, how to stare like a pro, how to carry yourself in a catfight and - most importantly - how to get away with practically anything. With The Devious Book for Cats you can return to the noble creature you once were and assume your rightful place as the ruler of your household once again.

The Devious Book for Cats: Cats have nine lives. Shouldn't they be lived to the fullest?

Fluffy

Harpercollins Entertainment

Has domestication been good for cats? Now kept indoors under the pretense of safety, most cats curl up on the couch for hours at a stretch, eat of couple times, make the most of the litter box, and call it a day. Because of this sedentary lifestyle, the average feline today uses a mere two to three of its nine lives. Cats may be living longer, but are they living less? The Devious Book for Cats will help today's felines uncover the wild, unrestrained joys hidden within the pampered lives they deserve. It explains the natural allure of empty cardboard boxes, demythologizes the superstition of the black cat, and provides tips on effective napping. It also tells a cat what to do when stuck up in a tree, how to hunt wild game, and how to stare like a pro. More than a practical information guide, The Devious Book for Cats is a book that can help today's cat reclaim a heritage befitting creatures whom the ancients revered as gods.

The Devious Book for Cats (A Parody) by Fluffy & Bonkers (2014-05-03)

Humor & Entertainment

Humor

Villard

What will YOU choose to do? Here's a funny, silly and sassy game you can play anytime you're looking for something fun to do! It's easy to play, you don't have to keep score and everybody wins! All you have to do is decide - what would YOU rather do? And why? This clean word game book helps kids develop thinking skills while they're laughing and learning about each other and themselves. Great as an ice-breaker or conversation-starter and for kids' parties, long car rides, the classroom, summer camp or anytime there are bored kids who need some fun! Hours of would your rather for ages 6 to 9, or in grades 1 to 4 from that fun-loving pet duo, Fido and Fluffy!

Would You Rather Fun for Kids: Silly, Sassy and Smart Would You Rather Questions for Clever Kids Ages 6 to 9

Children's Books

Fido

Crimson Hill Books

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