<p>Stand-up comic and writer/filmmaker Stacy Dymalski learned about parenting the hard way; she became one. After 36 years of childless living spoiled her into believing happy hour was just a normal part of one's daily commute, she moved to Utah (to ski everyday, of course) and within a year got pregnant. (Isn't that what happens to any woman who moves to Utah?) Before she knew it she had two young sons and suddenly sleep won out over midnight comedy shows. Juicy Juice replaced Gray Goose vodka (although they are good mixed). Prada bags gave way to diaper bags. Showers couldn't last longer than a "Bob the Builder" video. Vacations took a back seat to music lessons, and band instruments littered the house like empty beer bottles in a college dorm. And for the first 10 years of her sons' lives she felt compelled to clean up her language (sort of). In between carpools and doing crazy stuff like lobbying for sex education in schools (so our kids don't grow up thinking the missionary position involves a bicycle and a doorbell) Stacy has documented her parenting journey in this delightful collection of laugh-out-loud stories that her children are sure to contest once they're old enough to understand the art of irony and exaggeration.</p>

Confessions of a Band Geek Mom: One exhausted parent's take on carpools, room mothers, high school band, and hernias

Dymalski, Stacy

Biographies & Memoirs

Saffire Press

The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book

Reference

Words, Language & Grammar

<p>What sets this book apart from other self-publishing books? In one word, it’s “speed.” If you want to get your book out quickly, “Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book” is for you. It tells you only what you need to know by systematically walking you through the self-publishing process, using practical examples you can apply to your own manuscript. With checklists at the end of each chapter, by the time you're done reading this short primer you’ll know exactly what it takes, and how much it costs, to self-publish your own book. All new, updated info, the second edition of this invaluable self-publishing guide has new links, new resources, and new strategies. Whether you’re a professional speaker, an expert in your field, or you just want to share your story, self-publishing has become a viable option to getting your message out into the world. "Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book" teaches you everything you need to know about publishing your book like a pro and provides you with the confidence you need to push forward with your self-publishing goals, so you can finally give birth to your story. Is this the year you wanted to release your book? Then do it. With “Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book” your chances are better than ever of achieving your goal.</p>

The Memoir Midwife: Nine Steps to Self-Publishing Your Book (Second Edition)

Arts & Photography

Graphic Design

Brandy Pinkerman's serial dating begins AFTER she marries a potato farmer at 18 just to get away from her controlling, abusive parents. Soon disillusioned by a husband who prefers business calls to blowjobs, Brandy eventually finds solace in the beds of other men, all of whom turn out to be just as dysfunctional as the family she left behind in small town Nebraska. Proving you can't get rid of your demons until you bitch-slap them square in the face, Brandy ironically gains wisdom and self-esteem only after keeping company with some of the most narcissistic and morally-deficient men ever to walk the planet. Brutally honest, painfully funny, and based on true events, Brandy Pinkerman will have you laughing through tears as she shares some of her most ill-advised dating adventures. We've all been there, but Brandy shows you that not only will you survive, but somewhere along the way you'll realize that choosing the tougher road gives you answers to questions you never knew you had.

The Vixen Chronicles: DUI...Dating under the influence of all the wrong men

Self-Help

Pinkerman Janke, Brandy

Self-Esteem

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

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