Carnival of Psychos

Literature & Fiction

Dragons, Authors And

Hartness, John G.

Humor & Satire

Independently published

Growing up means making mistakes. Maybe you say a mean thing that you can't take back. Maybe you jizz your pants in front of the girl you love. Maybe you put your dick in a mutant squid.What's important is that you learn from your mistakes.

Curse of the Three-Eyed Squid (Shingles)

Humor & Entertainment

Bevan, Robert

Humor

Growing up isn't easy, especially when school's such a hassle, your little sister's annoying, and your mom recently died from a heroin overdose. But there's one place Crystal looks forward to going every summer. Camp Crystal Meth, a place where a girl who can cook meth like no other can get the appreciation she deserves.But this summer will be unlike the carefree meth-cooking summers she's grown so fond of. Something sinister lurks in the shadowy woods, and the camp's darkest secrets are about to be revealed.What you are about to read may shock you. It may keep you awake at night. It may give you...Shingles.

Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth (Shingles)

Lewis and Darius are about to get a new room mate; Marcin- a man who is both stunningly beautiful, and also kind of weird about sex. Still, if they can manage to keep their cinematic porn parties to a minimum, there's no reason why they and their prudish new friend can't live in harmony. But Marcin harbours a dark secret, and every boner he gets might spell doom for humanity.It looks like man meat might be back on the menu, and not in the fun way...

Space Werewolf from Planet Sex

Wetherell, Steve

Life in a sorority can be pretty competitive, especially when you're hanging with the alpha queen bitch of bitchdom. So, when an opportunity for a party weekend in a secluded cabin comes up, Sandy figures it's a perfect way to forget about the mysterious penis pictures she's been receiving on social media.But as everyone knows, when a bunch of attractive teens meet up at a secluded cabin, there's only ever one winner. And that winner is violent death.Can Sandy figure out what the killer wants before it's too late? Or will she and her friends be murdered with their own sex kinks?

I Know What You Dicked Last Summer (Shingles)

How many problems in your life would be solved by a garden gnome that eats people and shits cocaine?Ellie Ferguson is about to discover that not all of life's problems can be solved with violence and drugs.

Just Say Gnome (Shingles)

Jingle My Balls

Jimmy Perkins was your average twelve-year-old sociopath. He played sports, despised his little sister, and eagerly awaited the day when society finally crashed and burned. Now the zombie apocalypse is upon us. The dead have risen from their graves to feed upon the flesh of the living, and Jimmy couldn’t be happier about it. So much for school, chores, or mowing the lawn. He’s here to kick ass and take names, and woe be it to anyone who dares tell him he’s up past his bedtime. ---------- Shingles is the horror comedy series from the minds behind the Authors &amp; Dragons podcast. Click above to Buy Now and prepare to have your funny bone marinated in the rancid stew of our imaginations.

The Legend of Jimmy Headshot

Gualtieri, Rick

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

This book is not recommended for anyone with heart or bladder issues. Open at your own risk. Sarah and Tommy have the same kinds of problems as most any ten-year-old girl and six-year-old boy. Homework, bullies, Dad not going in to work since Mom ran off to fuck the postman. That sort of thing. But they're not going to take their problems lying down. After a quick bus ride into town to buy a gun, they think their problems are all but solved. That is, until a creepy weirdo follows them into an alley. But they aren't the only ones in that alley. What they discover will make you soil your pants in terror. It will make your skin crawl. It might even give you... Shingles.

The Ghost of Hooker Alley (Shingles)

Bevan, Robert Joseph

One man's quest for stress relief leads to terror. Gary Handler has issues. His boss hates him, his mother hounds him, and his cat thinks he's an idiot. But that's okay because Gary's got the perfect solution to all of life's troubles: a porn site subscription and his right hand. Sadly, all habits grow old, even the fun ones. Gary soon finds himself at the doorstep of a creepy old pawn shop where he buys a used adult novelty toy to spice up his one-man sex life. Pity for him that it's cursed by the angry spirits of all the "kids" he's flushed down the toilet. Needless to say, hairy palms are about to become the least of his worries. ---------- Jack on, jack off ... with the Jacklight in book 2 of Shingles, the horror comedy series that's not for those with faint hearts or weak bladders.

Gary's Children

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