If you're smart, you'll read my book Of modern children's etiquette. If you don't, I'm sad to say – Your life will be pathetiquette.
Meet Miss Information, the world's foremost expert on bad behavior, as she offers upside-down advice about the etiquette of absolutely everything. In twenty impishly off-center poems she states her views on such important topics as bathing (with and without gerbils), kissing (Komodo dragons as well as teachers), and eating. 
Exuberant illustrations full of hilarious antics add to the humor of this mischievous spoof on bad behavior. These sly poems offer a child-friendly way to discuss what good behavior really should be like and are sure to become every child's essential guide to – a rollicking good time!

Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior

Children's Books

David T. Greenberg

Literature & Fiction

Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

Snakes!

In this story, a little boy really does not like snakes! It creatively gives facts about snakes while using rhyming text. The text often slithers across the page in the form of a snake.

Scholastic. Inc.

Duvy Greenberg is an ordinary twelve-year-old trying to fit in. He knows that his father, Jack, is a civil rights lawyer, but Duvy lives worlds away from Dorothy Milton, a black woman struggling to become a registered voter in Selma, Alabama. When Dorothy reaches out to Martin Luther King Jr. for help, she sets in motion a series of events that—with Jack Greenberg’s help—will open Duvy’s eyes to the reality of racial inequality and forever change the course of history. Blending facts, speeches, memories, and conjecture, this novel portrays the emotions and events surrounding the Selma-Montgomery Voting Rights March.

A Tugging String: A Novel About Growing Up During the Civil Rights Era

Biographies

Dutton Childrens Books

This delightfully illustrated paperback will enthrall your budding entomologist! Filled will lots of fun (and gross) poems about creepy, crawly bugs, it promises to bring shudders of disgust to readers who crave more knowledge about the repulsive world of bugs.

Bugs!

For use in schools and libraries only. The companion volume to Slugs takes a close-up look at some of the world's most misunderstood creatures and offers young readers gourmet recipes, ideas for sibling mischief, and a collection of subversive verses.

Bugs

Lynn Munsinger

Bt Bound

Skunks!

Skunks

Animals

There's nothing quite like the thought of a bunch of bugs to get your skin crawling -- unless it's David Greenberg's irresistibly creepy ideas of what to do with them. This companion volume to Greenberg's bestselling Slugs takes an irreverent look at the world's second most misunderstood creatures. Whether for a gourmet recipe or a bit of sibling mischief, the uses dreamed up in Greenberg's subversive verses, illustrated with Lynn Munsinger's sly, witty watercolors, will delight bug lovers and bug haters alike.

Paw Prints 2008-04-18

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Don't Forget Your Etiquette!: The Essential Guide to Misbehavior

Snakes!

A Tugging String: A Novel About Growing Up During the Civil Rights Era

Bugs!

Bugs

Skunks

Bugs