Somebody stole Seth's brain, not that he was using it anyway. But now his brother Guy and college roommates Knob and Thurman must take on sinister forces using only their wits, knowledge of beer and an Amazon Warrior, whose breasts, like the Big Gulp, are too big for the cup holder. See why reviewers compare THE ADVENTURES OF GUY to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

The Adventures of Guy

Humor & Entertainment

Cowie, Norm

Humor

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Werewolf and vampire stories are supposed to be gothic, gory, steamy, romantic, emotional, angst-driven bloodfests with plenty of bang and fang, right? Maybe, but WereWoof takes a less trodden path, shining the bright light of comedy on these dark creatures. Erin is two thirds vampire, meaning one more bite will turn her entirely Undead. She’s not exactly a fan of this, though her friend Trug and his buddies Nevin and Slim are fascinated by her vampire powers - especially that of resistance to acne. Meanwhile, vampires are trying to raise their image in the community, asking for civil rights (little things like the right not to get staked) and offering such services as free and painless executions for death row inmates, and assistance to physicians in certain surgical procedures. But they are still intent on bringing Erin into their vampire coven. Erin, her family and smart-talking bat-Familiar are hunting the vampires to get them before the pointy tooth villains can complete her conversion. Unfortunately, the vampires get to her first, and now they’ve taken her to their lair for the final bite. Trug and his friends strike an uneasy truce with a pack of werewolves to find the vampires and save Erin, but everything unravels when the werewolves betray them, Nevin and Trug are converted into were-dogs and their bat goes missing. Now the two were-dogs have to use their newfound powers of Kibbles and Bits to battle the turncoat werewolves and bloodsucking demons without the benefit of opposable thumbs. WereWoof takes the genre away from romantic will-he-bite-me-or-kiss me, giving both boys and girls a fun read, proving along the way that the funny bone can be stronger than the fang. from the author of Fang Face and The Adventures of Guy Here's what they said about Fang Face: "I loved this book, fangs and all." James Rollins, Best selling author ".fantastically funny..." Book Loons "This book sucks ... in a most delightful way. Don't miss this gem.." Shane Gericke, national bestselling author "... an amusing teen vampire tale..." Five starred review by Harriet Klausner, Amazon's #1 book reviewer "...genuinely funny..." Taliesin - The Vampire's Lair "Fang Face made me laugh." Raymond Benson (James Bond author)

WereWoof: ... as if being a teenager isn't 'ruff' enough

Teen & Young Adult

Science Fiction & Fantasy

Every Quest has to have a sorcerer, an elf, a warrior, special effects ... and most of all, a sequel. So in the wacky stand-alone sequel to The Adventures of Guy, Guy and his college buddies Knob and Thurman take on a new quest... to save Earth from alien invasion. To do this they must take on Big Oil and other insidious enemies while overcoming their own leader's lack of faith in their abilities. But can our heroes do this without their mighty warrior? And with the impending invasion? And with Guy's kid-brother tagging along? Winner of the 2007 Preditors and Editors Readers Choice award for "Best Sci-Fi Fantasy" and previously published by Draumr Publishing.

The Next Adventures of Guy: ... more wackiness

Literature & Fiction

Humor & Satire

Every once in a while, a book comes along that WOWS you...keeps you thumbing through the pages, causes emotions to pour from your soul...leaking stuff, like inspiration, tears of joy or sadness. It even makes the Oprah book list. Well, this ain't that kind of book. The Adventures of Guy is a book of fun, of truths so ridiculous that you just have to sit down and drink a milk shake and ponder the fallacies of human nature and satire and why some day there will be more attorneys in the world than non-attorneys...and what a world like that will be like...and you feel sorry for your grandchildren, because, thank God, you'll be buried by then...and the attorneys will still be fighting over your estate. Join Guy and his roommates Thurman and Knob, plus a comely Amazon (whose breasts, like the Big Gulp, are too big for the cup holder) on their Quest to get his little brother's brain back from sinister forces who actually believe a teenager's brain is worth something more than just playing Playstation. A Quest where they run into monsters too horrible to mention here...but we'll give you a hint...think "plumber's butt."

Draumr Pub Llc

Every "Quest" has to have a sorcerer, an elf, a warrior, special effects...and most of all, a sequel. So in the hilarious sequel to The Adventures of Guy, Guy and his college buddies, Knob and Thurman, take on a new quest...to save Earth from alien invasion. 
 To do this, they must take on Big Oil and other sinister forces using only their wits, their newfound powers and their knowledge of beer, all while overcoming their own leader's lack of faith in their abilities. 
 But can our heroes do this without their mighty warrior? And with the impending invasion? And with Guy's kid-brother tagging along? Come along with us on The Next Adventures of Guy and find out for yourself.

The Next Adventures of Guy...More Wackiness

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The Adventures of Guy

WereWoof: ... as if being a teenager isn't 'ruff' enough

The Next Adventures of Guy: ... more wackiness

The Adventures of Guy

The Next Adventures of Guy...More Wackiness