Band Nerds Poetry From The 13th Chair Trombone Player by DJ Corchin is a book of humorously inspiring poems and illustrations all about BAND! Come join the crazy antics of those lovable band nerds like the egotistical trumpet player, bad boy percussionists, flirty yet stuck up flute, overzealous oboe, and many more. Explore the hilarious world of band geeks, music dweebs, and well...you get the picture. But be careful, you might just fall in love with them. Whether you've been in band, saw a band, or can spell the word band, you'll love this instant classic!

Band Nerds Poetry from the 13th Chair Trombone Player

Humor & Entertainment

Corchin, DJ

Humor

The Phazelfoz Co

You Got a Boogie brings to life the little nostril monsters that cause so much mischief. This book provides a hilarious opportunity to speak with your child about telling someone the truth because you care about them. Would you let your sister get married with a boogie? What if your dentist had one dangling above you? The silly full-color illustrations will have you laughing and the light-hearted message is a wonderful lesson for your kids.

You Got A Boogie

Children's Books

The phazelFOZ Company, LLC

Sam is a monkey who plays the guitar. He's the only monkey who plays the guitar. But why do no other types of animals come to hear him play? Sam sets out to find the answer. Along the way he meets a few new musical friends: a gigantic, yellow, drum set-playing elephant; a ssssnake who sssslaps the basssssss; a macaw who plays the congas; an electric guitar-shredding tiger; and The Professor, a mysterious tarsier rock'n the piano. Join the group as they learn to play together, and Sam learns the importance of including others. Author DJ Corchin and illustrator Dan Dougherty team up once again to create a beautifully immersive world for both children and adults. Their unique, witty, and good-natured vision brings to life the memorable characters in book one of the Sam & The Jungle Band series.

Sam and the Jungle Band (Sam & the Jungle Band Series)

Animals

It's not about winning...(chuckle, chuckle). The Marching Band Nerds Awards are the most prestigious awards in the world. No other awards matter. Whether you win Most Creative Use Of A Saber, Most Amount Of Props In One Show, or Loudest Flute Player, earning an MBNA is a first class ticket to the A-List. The Marching Band Nerds Awards is another smash hit in the Band Nerds Book Series from the mind of The 13th Chair.

The Marching Band Nerds Awards

NTERNATIONAL AWARD-WINNING CHILDREN'S SERIES! The I Feel...Children's Book Series has been named among the best in family-friendly media, products and services by the Mom's Choice Awards(R) as a Gold Recipient! Winner of the Children's Literary's Classics Award for Best Picture Book Series, The I Feel... Children's Series continues to be celebrated by children's therapists, speech pathologists, psychologists, teachers, parents and more! The series provides meaningful exploration of our dynamic emotional range in various contexts. Not to mention they're fun, witty, and engaging! Check out the entire series! "Engaging, creative, an absolute perfect resource!"

I Feel...Lonely (I Feel... Children's Books)

Phazelfoz Company, LLC

You eat it. You sleep it. You eat it while you sleep it. You are in band! The Band Nerds Book Series became a world-wide phenomenon spreading the antics of lovable band nerds everywhere. From the same award-winning team, BAND = LIFE is the best collection of band nerds books ever written in any universe. It includes all four books in the Band Nerds Book Series plus over 50 pages of bonus material. That’s over 600 pages of nerdy goodness. Grab the ultimate practice procrastination tool and see the musical world through the eyes of The 13th Chair!Omnibus Includes: Band Nerds Poetry From The 13th Chair The Marching Band Nerds HandbookBand Nerds Confessions & ConfusionThe Marching Band Nerds AwardsPlus more bonus material than you can handle!

Band = Life

PURPLE DRAGONFLY AWARD-WINNER FOR BEST CHILDREN'S BOOK! Pssst. Hey you. I think you may be half-cat. I can tell, trust me. Being half-cat comes with some awesome PURRRRRKS. It also comes with some important responsibility. Don't worry though, there's more of us than you think. HALF-CAT is about having fun pretending and using your imagination but never losing sight of being kind. Having special abilities, even if it's half-cat, means you should always look to use them for good. MEEEOOOOW!

HALF-CAT

This empowering picture book teaches readers that even great ideas sometimes get a NO--but that NO can actually help great ideas become the best ideas! There was a little girl who had a great idea. She had the most amazing, superb, best idea ever! NO? Wait, what do you mean NO? NO again? What is she supposed to do with all these NO's? NO after NO after NO come the little girl's way, twisting and squishing her idea. But by persevering, collaborating and using a little imagination, all those NO's become the building blocks for the biggest YES ever! A Thousand NO's is a story about perseverance and innovation. It shows what amazing things can happen if we work with others and don't give up, and teaches kids not to let expectations of how things should be get in the way of what could be.

A Thousand No's: A growth mindset story of grit, resilience, and creativity

Activities, Crafts & Games

Sourcebooks Explore

Product Description 
Teach kids about cross-cultural communication and reaching out to others with this simple, heartwarming story\nPerfect for those looking for:\nstories about connection 
colorful, engaging art 
books about communication and respecting others 
classroom picture books\nWhen a boy comes across a fish and says hello, the fish does not respond. The boy is shocked. What a rude fish! But soon he realizes that it isn't up to the fish to speak Boy. Rather, if he wants to communicate, it's up to the boy to take the time to learn how to speak Fish. 
Celebrate the connections we have to those different from us with Do You Speak Fish! 
 Review 
"A gregarious little boy is annoyed that the animals and insects he greets won't speak to him in return. The absurdity of the premise guarantees laughs from readers. They will enjoy watching the boy practice speaking with the animals in their languages, especially the lion, who can't stop laughing... The slick cartoon illustrations are vivid and eye-catching, the pacing of the page turns timed well for humor. 
A funny read-aloud with a great message." ― 
Kirkus Reviews\n"... a perfect tale for social-emotional learning, especially in regard to understanding differences." ― School Library Connection 
 About the Author 
DJ Corchin is an award-winning children's book author and illustrator. He uses his unique humor and wit to focus on socially conscious messages involving kindness, communication, and emotional awareness. He currently lives and works in Chicago, IL.\nDan Dougherty is the writer and illustrator behind several comics and children's books. When he isn't making comics, Dan teaches how to make them at the International School of Comics in Chicago.

Do You Speak Fish?: A Sweet Story about Cross-Cultural Communication and Connection

Inspire girls of all ages to embrace the magic within them with this witty collection of fantastical life lessons from award-winning author DJ Corchin. The perfect graduation, birthday, or just-because gift for fantasy lovers! 
There is a difference between magic and illusion. 
The more unique a creature is, the better the tale they tell. 
Wands are not needed to settle your differences. 
And remember...if you happen find a unicorn, it is not yours to keep! 
DJ Corchin offers timeless wisdom with a mystical twist in this lighthearted rulebook for the whole family to enjoy. Enchanting lessons to live by and whimsical illustrations are sure to be passed down from generation to magical generation.

If You Find a Unicorn, It Is Not Yours to Keep: Life Lessons for Magical Daughters

Science Fiction & Fantasy

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