BABIES. Maybe you're thinking of having one. There might even be one inside you right now, draining nutrients from your system via a tube growing from its midsection. Or maybe you've already got one around the house, somewhere, and you're responsible for its continued survival. You're saddled with a helpless being whom you've agreed to house and feed and love with all your heart for the rest of your life, more or less. 
Either way, you're confused, you're frightened, and 911 won't take your calls anymore. But don't despair! Let's Panic About Babies! is here to hold your hand and answer some important, age-old baby-related questions, including:
- How can I be sure I'm pregnant? (Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.) - Did I just pee myself? (Yes.)
- What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy? (Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.)
- How can I tell if I've chosen the wrong pediatrician? (He/she can't pronounce "stethoscope.") 
- How do I make sure my baby loves me back? (Voodoo.) 
From the moment they're created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner!) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to baby's first steps. They know everything!

Let's Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being

Humor & Entertainment

Bradley, Alice

Kennedy, Eden M.

Humor

St. Martin's: Griffin

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Cooking for Profit: Catering and Food Service Management

History

BiblioBazaar

Health and Safety for Learning Disability Workers (Supporting the Learning Disability Worker LM Series)

If you are working within the learning disability sector and studying for the QCF Diploma in Health and Social Care, you will find this book an invaluable resource in helping you to achieve the units on Health and Safety.  You will find the book easy to navigate, with each chapter covering one of the learning outcomes within the unit. Each chapter begins with an example taken from real people′s stories and lots of activities, photographs and other illustrations are included throughout the book so you can really get to grips with the subject.

Politics & Social Sciences

Social Sciences

Learning Matters

The Candy Cook Book: -1917

Cookbooks, Food & Wine

Desserts

Cornell University Library

Discover a delicious array of recipes in this classic 1917 cookbook, the first ever to contain recipes for cooking with chocolate This is a groundbreaking work first published in 1917 that features a variety of mouth-watering recipes for fudge, meringues, marshmallows, fondants, cakes, macaroons, and all kinds of other sweets. Reprinted in a beautiful edition, with brand new striking illustrations, this is a book both to treasure and to use practically, helped along the way with the handy lists of instructions and desirable utensils. Still as tasty today as when they were first published, these recipes display a perennial fascination with confectionary. Make Wild Rose Ornamental Frosting, Cream Butterscotch with Nuts, and perhaps even the intriguing Mushroom Meringues—all soon to become family favorites! Includes Imperial measures with conversion chart.

The Candy Cookbook: Vintage Recipes for Traditional Sweets and Treats

Hesperus Classics

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