What do you call a dinosaur that eats automobiles? A car-nivore! Which dinosaur knew shorthand? Steno-saurus! Dinosaur lovers and budding comedians will welcome this wacky collection of pre-hysteric puns.  

The Dinosaur Joke Book: A Compendium of Pre-Hysteric Puns (Pictureback(R))

Bennett, Artie

Children's Books

Random House Books for Young Readers

Zippy Chippy is descended from the leading legends of horse racing. He is destined for greatness&nbsp;and glory. But . . . when the starting bell rings, it's anybody's guess what Zippy will do. Will Zippy go for a gentle trot around the track or stop and smell the roses? Or, perhaps, never even leave the starting gate?! With mischief in his makeup, he's known to stick his tongue out at people and chew up the hats of passersby. And he's always trying to break out of his stall. What's an owner to do? Try and try again! After all, he believes in Zippy--and, besides, the horse is now a part of the family. But as Zippy's losses mount, a funny thing happens. People start to take notice of the hapless, cupcake-eating horse. Could it be that they're betting on Zippy to win? This remarkable story of the famed racehorse who lost every race is sure to win your heart!

The True Story of Zippy Chippy: The Little Horse That Couldn't

Animals

NorthSouth Books

Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes And Pre-hysteric Puns

Sterling Children's Books

What does a Pteranodon get after flying too long? PTIRED! Young dinosaur fans will love these hilarious puns, knock-knocks, and one-liners about their favorite prehistoric beasts! If there are two things every kid loves, it’s jokes and dinosaurs. So they’ll go crazy for this comic collection of gags and jests about dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures. Loaded with wacky humor and funny business, this book is guaranteed to ignite sidesplitting laughter.

The Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns

Union Square Kids

Which school supply is in charge of all the others? The ruler. School days = fun days with these hilarious jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks! Artie: Do ghosts attend school? Leah: Sure. Haven’t you heard of school spirit? Put the comedy back into the classroom with this sidesplitting collection of schoolroom humor. With more than 600 jokes, it covers everything from library time and recess (What do mice like to play during recess? Hide-and-go-squeak!) to spelling bees and tests (What type of exam features famous fathers from history? A pop quiz).

The Universe's Greatest School Jokes and Rip-Roaring Riddles

Humor

Tall butts, short butts, round butts, flat butts.
Butts on mummies and butts on mommies.
Butts on giraffes and elephants and dogs and... FISH?
Yes, even fish butts are celebrated in this tribute to backsides, rumps, tushies, keisters, heinies, and derrieres. Dozens of funny rhymes and pages of laugh-out-loud pictures pay homage to a body part that keeps kids and grown-ups giggling with glee. 
Bottoms up!

The Butt Book

Bloomsbury USA Childrens

Rhyming couplets feature Professor Poopdeck and two young friends as he takes them on a type of poop safari. Words for poop (e.g., guano, number two, ca-ca), its forms and styles (cubes, tubular, wet and dry), and myriad of uses (souvenirs, a means of tracking and marking, housing insulation, food, fertilizer, fuel, etc.) are all conveyed with humor and a certain demand for respect. It's a book that says: Don't just flush this stuff away! While it may dismay and stink, there's more to this than you might think!

Poopendous!

Blue Apple Books

He's beheld the butt and offered the scoop on poop. Now Artie Bennett takes young readers on a discovery of those little (and not so little) puffs that exit from our mouths and duffs--the burp, the belch, and the fart! With Bennett's signature combination of real science and zany rhyme, kids will learn the how, why, and where of gas-tastic eruptions made by people and animals, such as: * why we can't burp while on our backs * which animals can't "cut the cheese" * how fish communicate via fart bubbles * why soda and burps go together * who farts more--boys or girls Capped off with a spread on "Fart-tastic Facts &amp; Burp-tacular Bits," this amazing, amusing mix of humor and nonfiction is an ideal draw for reluctant readers, classroom units on body science--and kids who just think burps and farts are funny! Given visual gas-pression via Pranas T. Naujokaitis's exuberant cartoon-style illustrations, look for this to be a hit with both kids and educators. For as Mr. Bennett puts it: Every living person farts. Nincompoops and those with smarts. Opera singers, lumberjacks, bell ringers, and quarterbacks. Bullfighters and acrobats, skywriters and diplomats! All must fart--it's nature's way. We all "break wind" both night and day.

Belches, Burps, and Farts-Oh My!

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The Dinosaur Joke Book: A Compendium of Pre-Hysteric Puns (Pictureback(R))

The True Story of Zippy Chippy: The Little Horse That Couldn't

Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes And Pre-hysteric Puns

The Universe's Greatest Dinosaur Jokes and Pre-Hysteric Puns

The Universe's Greatest School Jokes and Rip-Roaring Riddles

The Butt Book

The Butt Book

Poopendous!

Belches, Burps, and Farts-Oh My!

Peter Panda Melts Down