Ugly Babies of West End

JOIN THE WEST END BOYS FOR SUMMER VACATION: Thrift and economy I have always wanted to own a brand-new store-bought factory-made pre-assembled gasoline-powered go-cart ... But I know that it is never going to happen in my lifetime. The reason I know I'll never own one is because whenever I ask my dad for so much as a quarter he nearly suffers a fatal heart attack. Practical applications from academia: Sam and I have to give all of the credit for our success to our elementary school teacher, Mrs. Glass.... If she hadn't taken the time to teach us about Sir Isaac Hayes and his Law of Gravity, which basically states ... "What goes up the alley must come down the alley" ... Life lessons: Sam said, "I know how we can prove that bad luck exists. We can use Bob to conduct a test ... One day, when Bob is alone inside his house ... watching the Pirates play baseball on TV, we can peek through his window and watch him." "How will that prove bad luck?" I asked. "Well," Sam answered, "won't it be proof when we see him get hit in the head by a foul ball?" Sam was joking of course, but if it were possible for someone to get hit in the grape by a foul ball while watching a baseball game on TV, then Bob would be your man. Fitness and physical hygiene Poopman is definitely a game of survival of the fittest. It's a cutthroat game with lots of strategy, intrigue, backstabbing, and running for your life. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Dorsey Edward Roberts Jr. grew up in the small town of Washington Pennsylvania. He is a self-confessed country boy/hillbilly. He joined the United States Marine Corps after graduating high school and retired from the Marines as a Sergeant Major after serving 24 years. He graduated from Wayland Baptist University and has a BS in Business Administration and Electronics Technology. He is currently working on his second novel. He plans to live happily ever after in Hawaii with his beautiful wife Lilia and is the proud father of five lovely daughters: Ashley (Bug), Erica (Qua), Cheri (Shushington), Kathy (Big Z) and Kim (Buboo), and one granddaughter, Reiliegh (The most beautiful little girl in the whole world).